Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans

Oh no.

(In this The states are not siblings, but friends)

There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

California:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?

North Dakota:
But look at his Cowboy hat and locks.

South Dakota:
Look at his rainbow socks.

California :
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

Vermont:
What are we seeing?

California:
Is he gay?

Virginia:
Of course he's gay.

New York:
Or American?

All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or American?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or American?

New York: [Pushes New Jersey away]
Well, hey don't look at me.

Arizona:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming Texan ports.
They play peculiar sports.

All:
In Big old hats and little foots.
Gay or Texan fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They both say things like "Howdy!"
while they Trip you on your feet.

Alabama:
Oh please.

All:
Gay or American?
So many shades of gray.

New Jersey:
Depending on the time of day, the Yorkers go either way.

All:
Is he gay or American?
or

Nasa:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Alabama:
Is automatically-radically

California:
Ironically chronically

North Carolina:
Certainly pertin'tly

South Carolina:
Genetically medically

All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY 

[Texas hugs Hawaii]
DAMNIT!

Gay or American?

Alabama:
So stylish and relaxed.

All:
Is he gay or a Texan?

Maryland:
I think his Hair is black.

 Pennsylvania :
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a Police curse .

All:
If he wears a girth or bears a horse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

Utah:
Yes his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

All:
Huh.
Gay or Just a Texan?
So many shades of gray.

Alabama:
But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.

All:
Is he gay or America?
gay or Texan?
Gay or Amer-

Delaware:
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

California:
The floor is yours.
Delaware:
So Mr. Austin...
This alleged affair with Ms. Montgomery (Alabama) has been going on for...?

Texas:
2 years.

Delaware:
And your first name again is...?

Texas:
Texas.

Delaware:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Texas:
Florida.

[Gasps]
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Florida is my best friend...

Florida [Stands up from states with an flip flip]:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I  aint covering for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and American!

[WOW!]

[Gets up in Texas's face and glares at him]
and neither is disgrace
you've got to stop your being 
a completely closet case.

[Points at Alabama]
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say.

[Shakes head]
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You Crazy cowboy my oh may.

Texas:
I'm straight!

Florida:
You were not yesterday.

[Insert wiggle eyebrows]
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

All:
And American!

Florida:
He's gay!

All:
And American!

Florida:
He's gay!

All:
And American and Gay!

Texas: [Blushes]
Fine okay I'm gay!

All:
Hooray!