Or as the Confederate, America, and Usa call it, the Forth day of hell.
Texas and Alaska buy $200 of fireworks and every states get sparklers, last Forth of July ended up in the house getting burned down.
Pennsylvania is the most patriotic during those times and her and the Original 13 have a tradition, the don't shower from the July 1-4, but the time 4th of July comes around, they smell horrible.
Texas and Florida have a tradition of burning the house down.
Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi dress up in revolutionary uniforms and rap Hamilton (Which New York is sad after they didn't let her join)
Virginia and West Virginia get lawn chairs and watch crap go down around them.
Florida buys 800 plastic flamingos and paints the red, white, and blue then sets the up in the yard.
(Ill write more later)
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