FL: If the sky is blue and the water is blue, then fish are flying.
CA: Florida how high are you?
FL: 5"4
PA: Ill get the holy water!
FL: Ill get the bleach!
CA: What the beep is wrong with you two?
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FL: Man, ever notice how hot Flamingos are?
PA: I Think we have issues.
CA: Yeaa, somethings wrong with us.
They all sigh as they sit in the yard in swimsuits as it snows.
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PA: I GAVE HER THE MOON!
FL: And she took the kids.
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CA: Guys! Guess what!
FL + PA: WHAt!?
CA: My girlfriend said I was cute!
PA: Cal, you don't have a girlfriend.
CA: Exactly.
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FL: California what was that noise outside.
CA: There is a shooter outside lock the door!
FL: A shooter? *Walks outside* I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MISSED!
PA: Florida Tallahassee, D.C get your ass in here!
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PA: Hey guys, I got a jug of Chocolate milk for you both for thanks of not murdering each other.
FL + CA: *Intense stares*
FL: ITS MINE!
CA: HELL NAH BITCH!
PA: and that dear sisters is how you keep Florida and California occupied for a week.
All the Female states: ....
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PA: We make the best of friends.
CA: Agreed.
FL: HEY GUYS! I FOUND A NEST OF BABY SNAKES! WHO WANTS ONE!
CA + PA: *Horrified screams*
FL: This one is mine! Her name is Cuddles! *Laughs while the snake is trying to choke Florida
CA: Why did Florida join our friend group?!?
PA: I DON'T KNOW!!!
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FL: What is it with the News and Florida man?
CA: Its okay, your still usefully for Beaches and Disney.
PA: Yea don't feel bad.
FL: *Sniffs* I was gonna say I wanted to see more Florida Woman...
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Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans
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