Memes I shall Make But With StateHumans And Countryhumans

During stormy nights

(Based off what happens in my house, to me.)

Delaware: *Silently sleeping through rain*

Lighting and thunder start.

Delaware: * Get squished by 49 states at once*

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Delaware: You now, rain is like mother nature giving us her sweat and tears, thunder is her abusing us, mudslides are her blood, Hurricanes is her flushing the toilet, Tornados are her deep breaths, Acid rain is her venom, and Earth quakes is her fury towards us.

Pennsylvania: Delaware are you okay or do I need to get mom?

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 30 states: Lets go play in the rain!

Thunder: *Being a pain*

30 states: Lets go inside and cry!

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Minnesota: *Silently opens porch door to watch the rain*

The 40 people on the porch: Hey!

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Georgia: I found a way to see how many miles away is lightning, count one Mississippi, and so on!

Alabama: Okay!

*Lightening flashes*

Alabama: *Runs up to Mississippi and throws him in the air* 

Alabama: I ran out of Mississippi's, got any?

Georgia: Idiots, chaotic idiots.

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Florida: I have one fear!

Texas: What!?

Florida: Like bitch Ima tell you!

Texas: *Looks outside* its about to rain..

Florida: *Terrified screeches*

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New York and New Jersey: *Listening to  the Hamilton Mixtape music on full volume *

Pennsylvania: *Screeches* I cant take this anymore! *Throws New York out the window.*

Minnesota and Nebraska: *Silently turns off their music* 

New Jersey: I mean no har-

Pennsylvania: * Picks New Jersey up and throws him out the window*

Florida: Hey guys! I found Nasa's phone and gue- *Sees broken window and sees rain*

Florida: Es aterrador!! *Drops Nasa's phone and runs upstairs screaming*

Delaware: Hey guys I got Popc- *Sees mess around him* I was gone for 3 minutes.