Texas: Being friends with you is easier then everyone said.
Florida: *Sitting in a tub of Rubber duck drinking coconut milk from a box* Yep.
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Texas: People say The pot calling the kettle black. I say The Florida calling the Texas weird.
Delaware: I didn't ask.
Florida: Thats why we told you!
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Texas: Well my heart has been broken into a million pieces and but into the garbage disposal.
Florida: Address, Name, age, and baseball bat or fork?
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Florida: Everyone says I'm one of a kind! But I'm not. Meet My friend Texas! She is weirder then me!
Texas: We both know no one can be weirder then Florida.
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