Texas and Florida.

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Texas: Being friends with you is easier then everyone said.

Florida: *Sitting in a tub of Rubber duck drinking coconut milk from a box* Yep.

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 Texas: People say The pot calling the kettle black. I say The Florida calling the Texas weird. 

Delaware: I didn't ask.

Florida: Thats why we told you!

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Texas: Well my heart has been broken into a million pieces and but into the garbage disposal.

Florida: Address, Name, age, and baseball bat or fork?

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Florida: Everyone says I'm one of a kind! But I'm not. Meet My friend Texas! She is weirder then me!

Texas: We both know no one can be weirder then Florida. 

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