U.N Asks states

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U.N: Thank you for sitting down with me and talking, now lets get to the question, how much do you like your siblings.

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Pennsylvania: To put it words that are not mean, I hate them. They are annoying and if someone gave me a nuke I would Nuke them than be sad because i left a Burrito in the fridge of where I bombed them.

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Texas: I like them, they come in handy when me and Florida burn the house down.

U.N: and how often does that happen?

Texas: Once a month, twice if football of Baseball tournaments are planned. 

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Oklahoma:  See yall in hell~

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Alaska: They are not that bad, you just gotta, tame them.

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Hawaii: They can be sweet, but deadly most of the time, have you seen Florida wrestle a Alligator, man its scary.

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Nebraska: Oh I mostly just ignore them and do things I enjoy.

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Connecticut: What? Maine what did she say!

U.N: Maine come here. 

Maine: *Stomps over and translates to Connecticut*

Connecticut: Oh! They are insane, but I still love them.

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Delaware: I'm running on 10 cups of Coffee and 4 hours of sleep, they start fighting at 3am, which is the time everything is sketchy. SAVE MEEEEEEEE!

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Nasa: Oh they are great and angels, once you beat them with high heels. :D

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Florida: Can I have the clip board?

U.N: No answer the question.

Florida: Give me the Clip Board first.

U.N: No!

Florida: Fine! You will be my next sacrifice to the angry storm known as the Ocean!

U.N: This kid is creeping me out!

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North Carolina: I love them, they can be demons and that is why me and South Carolina keep bottles filled with holy water around, but they are sweet kids.

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South Carolina: *Sobbing* and thats why its North Carolinas fault that Carowinds is more on her side of the state!

U.N: Okay! *Snaps clip board it half* Where is Canadas children!!



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