Virginia: Wh- what are you doing?
Ohio: Don't. Even. Ask.
West Virginia: :D
[West Virginia having a leash On Ohio and Ohio having a lease On West Virginia]
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Ohio: I'm incapable of love and my heart in a thick block of stone.
West Virginia: Hi!
Ohio: Scratch that.
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West Virginia: Hey Ohio....
Ohio: What do you want?
West Virginia: I did something stupid.
Ohio: What is it and do I need to get the bleach?
West Virginia: Just.. come look. *Walks to car*
Ohio: Oh lord...
West Virginia: Yea....
[Both of them looking at a box of kittens in the back seat.]
West Virginia: I-I can get rid of them ju-
Ohio: *Picks one up* I'm in love.
West Virginia: We can keep them?!
Ohio: Hell yea!
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West Virginia: Ohio!!! Vermont is here for some reason!
Ohio: Yay. *Comes down the stairs with a coat on*
West Virginia: Where are you going?
Ohio: I'm breaking the rules, but since Delaware is 23, he is buying us some Vodka that Idaho made and we are going to get drunk and forget how horrible our lives are.
West Virginia: Ohh... Okay.... Well have fun, and be back by 4.
Ohio: Ill see you at 12.
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Ohio: WEST VIRGINIA, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!
West Virginia: Coming!
Ohio: What is this! *Points at Rainbow scarf on rack.*
West Virginia: a Pride Scarf?
Ohio: Well rude, you didn't get me one.
West Virginia: I have a extra Virginia wanted, but you can have it.
Ohio: That would be nice.
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Ohio: *Silently drinking coffee*
West Virginia: Good Morning! I had a great sleep last night! What about you?
Ohio: I was up to 3 dealing with your obsession of throwing things In your sleep, you tried throwing the bed!
West Virginia: Yea... I do that.
Ohio: ya think!.
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Look up the US map then look at West Virginia and Ohio, it looks like Ohio has West Virginia on a leash. Lol.
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RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
