Spanish: We have ways to make you talk- *Spain tugs on shoulder* Spainy, Mommys working right now *Spain shows a picture of him and his 500 siblings* Oh my gosh did you draw that? That is so good!
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Spanish: Its gonna be such a good Christmas-
Spain: Did we win the lottery?
Spanish: no.
Cherokee: Are you moving out?
Spanish: no-
Sioux: Are you dying?
Spanish: NO!-
America: So its just gonna be a normal Christmas.
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Spanish: I have called you all her for this. *Slams broken toilet of table* which one of you god forsaken demons did this? and how!?
All her children: ..... Its was Blackfoot!'
Blackfoot: I'M SORRY! I ATE A SPICEY BURRITO!
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Spanish: I'm not playing around. Where is sh- *Ground starts to shake* Take cover!
*500 kids come storming into the room, all of the them frightened to death*
Spanish: What is going on?!
Cherokee: Momma is mad and has a Cast-iron pan!
Spanish: Its every person for there selves! *Jumps out window*
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RandomI post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.
