Russia

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Russia: As someone who has many annoying siblings, All I can say is that a broom is the best solution, give a good whack and they are out for hours.

Belarus: I asked how to feed a baby... me and New Zealand are babysitting,

Russia: Oh... here broom.

Belarus: What?!

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Russia: I have many enemies, but my biggest enemy.

Iran: Yes?

Russia: *Glares at pocket knife.*

Iran: Why are you scared of it?

Russia: To many knives fit in that tiny thing, and it able to go in your pocket? Scary.

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