Prinxiety Oneshots 2

They got Arrested

Warning- being drunk?

Roman and Virgil were sitting in a jail cell. The two had been at a bar drinking. They got into a fight with this guy who was flirting with Virgil. Well, actually, Roman got into a fight with the guy that was flirting with Virgil. Someone called the police and when they got there Roman and Virgil were arrested.

"I have the right to remain silent!" Roman yelled, he was standing next to the cell door. Let's just say he's even more vocal when he's drunk than when he's not. (which is saying a lot)

"Roman," Virgil said, he was slurring a little. "You have the right to remain silent, but you lack the capacity."

"*Offended Princey noises*," Roman walked over to where Virgil was sitting on the bench and sat down.

"Just stop yelling until whoever is picking us up gets here."

"Make me," Roman smirked.

"What?"

Roman smirked even more. He put his hand on Virgil's cheek turning his face to face him. He leaned forward and kissed Virgil, who kissed back.

"Hey knock it out," a police officer said. "Your pickup is here."

The two pulled away and got up. Virgil stumbled, so Roman helped him walk.

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The two were sitting in the backseat of the car while Logan drove and Patton was in the passenger seat. Logan and Patton hadn't said a single word to Roman and Virgil since they picked them up. Virgil had fallen asleep basically as soon as the car started moving. Roman was trying to figure out what to say, his arms were around Virgil, who was leaning on him.

Virgil suddenly sat up, "pull over," he said. Without questioning it, Logan pulled over. As soon as the car was stopped Virgil opened the door and got out. He dropped to the ground and threw up. Patton got out of the car and went over to Virgil.

"Are you okay, Kiddo?" Patton asked, rubbing Virgil's back. Virgil nodded, wiping his mouth. "Ready to get back in the car?" Virgil nodded again. He tied and failed to get up, so Patton helped him back into the car.

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The car pulled up to the house and they all got out. Roman was helping half-asleep Virgil stand/walk. They all went inside.

"Now, Kiddos, straight to bed," Patton crossed his arms.

"Okay," Roman said. "Night Patton, Logan."

"Night, night," Virgil mumbled/slurred.

"Bed as in your own bed," Logan said. "Different rooms."

"Why?" Roman whined.

"Both you and Virgil are drunk. You are not sleeping in the same room. Consider this a punishment."

Patton walked over to Roman, who was still holding the basically asleep Virgil. "I'll take Virgil to his room. Roman head to your room and go to sleep," Patton said, taking Virgil from Roman.

"Fine," Roman whined. He headed to his room.

"Come on, Virgil. Let's get you to bed," Patton said, guiding Virgil upstairs to his room.

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The next morning Patton went to Virgil's room to wake him up for breakfast. He knocked on the door and walked in. He noticed, sometime during the night, Roman had gone into Virgil's room because the two were cuddling on Virgil's bed. Patton sighed and shook his head.

"Kiddos wake up," Patton said. Virgil groaned and hid his face in his pillow. Roman blinked a few times, and rubbed his eyes, he looked at Patton. He had an 'oh shit' look on his face. "Breakfast is ready. Wake up Virgil and come downstairs."

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Virgil and Roman came downstairs and sat down with Patton, Logan, Janus, and Remus at the table. It was obvious to all of them that Roman and Virgil were both hungover.

"How was the bar!" Remus said talking purposely loud. Virgil flinched and whined a little.

"Remus," Roman whined.

"What Roman? Something wrong?" Remus loud talked again.

"Shut up."

"I don't know what you're talking about!"

"Don't act dumber than you are!"

"Don't call me dumb!"

"What? It's the truth!"

"You must be thinking about yourself then."

"Shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"No! You shut up!"

"No! You!"

"Both of you shut up!" Virgil said, who sat in between the two. His voice did that echoey thing and the lights flickered.

"Sorry," Roman and Remus said.

"Can I get some coffee?" Virgil asked.

"Sure, Kiddo," Patton said. He poured another cup of coffee. He gave Logan, Janus, and Virgil all a cup of coffee.

"Thank you, Patton," Logan said.

"Thankssss, Patton," Janus said.

"Thanks," Virgil mumbled, sipping his coffee.

"Of course, Logie, Janie, and Virgie," Patton giggled. The three said sides rolled their eyes. 

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