Remus is weird

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"May I take your jacket ma'am," Remus cackled as he peeled a banana.

"Do you think other people can't hear you?" Roman asked as he and Virgil walked into the kitchen. Remus threw the banana peel at the two. Virgil caught it and wiped it at Remus's eye.

"Ah! Bitch!" Remus yelled.

"Fuck you," Virgil said.

"I mean you're dating my brother, but if you want to," Remus wiggled his eyebrows.

"Bitch, shut the fuck up!" Roman said, slapping Remus.

"Ya nasty," Virgil said. 

(84 words.) 

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