"You often use humor to deflect trauma," Roman said.
"Thank you," Virgil responded.
"I... I didn't say that was a good thing."
"What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny."
(30 words.)
Me: I'm at my uncle's again this weekend, to watch the little cousins. I've been watching them since I woke up today.
Patton: If you need any parenting tips you know where to come, Kiddo!
Me: Thanks, Patton. You know I'm just babysitting, right?
Patton: Mhm!
Remus: Why the fuck would you fucking volunteer to fucking watch 2 little fuckers?
Me: Those 'little fuckers' are my little cousins, Remus! And ain't nobody going to talk about my cousins that way!
Patton: Now, now, Kiddos. Calm down.
Me: All right, Patton. Oh, and Remus, I am going to be getting paid.
Me: Oop. I got to go. Bye~
Patton: Bye, Kiddo!
Remus: Bye, you little bitch.
Me: I'm not exactly 'little'. I'm kinda fat actually (or as my grandma says 'fluffy').
Patton: I will physically fight you!
(168 words.)
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Prinxiety Oneshots 2
FanfictionMy second prinxiety one-shot book. If you haven't checked out my first book, you should! Also... Hi to everyone from my first book! As well as my other books! (The cover art is still mine.) (The main sides belong to Thomas Sanders.)
