Virgil is Mysterious

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(For context, Virgil can teleport, but no one knows.)

Every month Virgil will send a picture of himself somewhere he's not supposed to be to a group chat with Thomas and all the sides. Like last month...

The Gay FamILY Group Chat

GayAnxiousStorm: *selfie from the top of the Eiffel tower*

ThomasGaySanders: HUH?!?!???!?!?!?!??

LoganTheGayTeacher: *facts about the Eiffel tower*

GayTrashRat: Logan shut up

GayDad: Remus be nice!

GayTrashRat: I sat what the fuck I want!

GaySnekBoy: Remus, no!

GayPrince: Are you just going to forget about the fact that Virgil is on top of the Eiffel tower? How did you even get up there, Virgil?

GayAnxiousStorm: don't worry about it


And the month before that...

The Gay FamILY Group Chat

GayAnxiousStorm: *selfie from inside the white house*

ThomasGaySanders: Is that the white house?!?!

GayTrashRat: Are you going to assassinate the president without me?!?!?!?!

GaySnekBoy: I want in on this assassination.

GayAnxiousStorm: *picture of the president doing work, though a crack in the door*

GayPrince: How are you there? How did you get in?? How haven't you been kicked out??? How, just how?

GayAnxiousStorm: ...

GayPrince: ???

GayPrince: Virgil?

GayPrince: Hello?

GayPrince: Love?


And the month before that...

The gay FamILY Group Chat

GayAnxiousStorm: *selfie from the Golden Gate Bridge*

GayDad: Nice picture Kiddo!

LoganTheGayTeacher: *facts about the golden gate bridge*

GayPrince: How are you in San Francisco?

ThomasGaySanders: I'm not even going to question it...


You get the point.

Then there's this month...

The Gay FamILY Group Chat

GayAnxiousStorm: *selfie of him in Area 51, with an alien*

GayPrince: How the fuck?

GayTrashRat: Are you raiding Area 51 without me?!?!?!?!

GayDad: Virgil, Kiddo, who, where, what, when, and why?

LoganTheGayTeacher: Is that photoshopped?

GaySnekBoy: The government better not be doing tests on the aliens.

ThomasGaySanders: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(291 words.)  

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