Meet Patton's Sons

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"Want to meet my sons?" Patton asked.

"Um, sure?"

Patton pulled Logan, who didn't look up from his book, into the room. "This is my smart son, Logan."

"Okay."

Patton pulled Janus into the room. "This is my snake son, Janus." Janus fixed his hat on his head, which started falling.

"Okay then."

Patton pulled Roman and Remus, who were silently arguing (you know arguing with their eyes), into the room. "These ate my twin sons. Roman, the dramatic one, and Remus, the crazy one."

"Alright."

Patton pulled Virgil, who put his hood up, into the room. "And lastly, the youngest is my anxious emo son, Virgil."

"Cool."

"Patton, you do know that we aren't actually your sons, right?" Virgil said.

"Shhh," Patton said.

"Let him have his fun, Love," Roman said, putting his arms around Virgil.

"Okay," Virgil shrugged. 

(138 words.) 

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