BakuSquad Madness

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Mina: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Jiro: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.

Mina: Jir-

Kirishima: Awesome! I'd get my favourite crocs back!

Bakugo: You're not getting them back.

Sero: My will to live! I haven't seen this in like 15 years!

Mina: Sero, are you okay?

Bakugo: Is Flex Tape wannabe ever okay?

Kaminari: I knew I lost my braincells somewhere!

Jiro: *wheezing*

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Mina: GUYS RUN-

Jiro: *vibing on the couch* What? Why?

Kaminari: BAKUBITCH LOADED A NERF GUN-

Sero: I don't see what the problem is-

Mina: HE LOADED IT WITH REAL BULLETS-

Bakugo: ITS NERF OR NOTHING!

Kirishima: KATSUKI NO!

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Mina: Finish the poem! Roses are red-

Kirishima: My crocs are blue!

Sero: My will to live is dead.

Kaminari: WHERE'S MY SHOE?!

Jiro: Pfft-

Bakugo: I'm going to bed.

Mina: But it's only 8:32-

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Kaminari: Gays...

Mina: Yeah?

Bakugo: What do you want, dumbass?

Kirishima: Katsuki, be nice.

Jiro: What's up?

Sero: *walks into the room* I've been summoned.

Kaminari: Hear me out... olive oil is made from olives...

Mina: Yeah...?

Jiro: I have a bad feeling about this...

Kaminari: So baby oil is made from-

Mina: KAMINARI OH MY GOD-

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Bakugo: Here's an idea for you extr-

Jiro: We're your FRIENDS, Bakugo. Not extras.

Bakugo: Whatever. Here's an idea for you idiotic friends of mine. Play peekaboo and never reappear. Except for Eijiro. He can stay. The rest of you should disappear.

Sero: My self esteem is good at this game.

Kaminari: *pats Sero's shoulder* Hanta, need a hug?

Sero: Yes.

Everyone in the BakuSquad except for Bakugo: *gives Sero a hug*

Jiro: Bakubitch-

Bakugo: No.

Kirishima: Katsuki come hug Sero!

Bakugo: ...

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Mina: So uh... how'd Kaminari get hurt this time?

Jiro: Let me explain, I witnessed it.

Kirishima: Did he trip?

Jiro: No. So you know how we sent Kaminari and Sero to the store?

Bakugo: What'd the dumbasses do?

Jiro: Well... they were taking forever since they're both directionally challenged, so I went to go find them and I saw Kaminari running over to a playground.

Mina: Aww, he must want to be a kid again!

Jiro: Sero told him to duck because he was running towards a bar at the playground and instead of ducking his head, he quacked at Sero.

Sero: Denki is an idiot.

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Kirishima: Guys, what's that game where you swipe to find little monsters around you?

Sero: What's the use of trying to remember that game? There's a little monster here with us now.

Mina: Huh?

Sero: Not you, Mina. You're an alien. Jiro knows who I mean.

Jiro: Oh! Yeah, Kirishima. Don't try to remember the name of the game. You're dating a monster.

Kirishima: Katsuki isn't a monster!

Bakugo: *blowing up the kitchen*

Kaminari: Uhh-

Bakugo: *incoherent screeching*

Mina: You sure about that?

Kirishima: ...Yes..?