Mina: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Jiro: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Mina: Jir-
Kirishima: Awesome! I'd get my favourite crocs back!
Bakugo: You're not getting them back.
Sero: My will to live! I haven't seen this in like 15 years!
Mina: Sero, are you okay?
Bakugo: Is Flex Tape wannabe ever okay?
Kaminari: I knew I lost my braincells somewhere!
Jiro: *wheezing*
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Mina: GUYS RUN-
Jiro: *vibing on the couch* What? Why?
Kaminari: BAKUBITCH LOADED A NERF GUN-
Sero: I don't see what the problem is-
Mina: HE LOADED IT WITH REAL BULLETS-
Bakugo: ITS NERF OR NOTHING!
Kirishima: KATSUKI NO!
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Mina: Finish the poem! Roses are red-
Kirishima: My crocs are blue!
Sero: My will to live is dead.
Kaminari: WHERE'S MY SHOE?!
Jiro: Pfft-
Bakugo: I'm going to bed.
Mina: But it's only 8:32-
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Kaminari: Gays...
Mina: Yeah?
Bakugo: What do you want, dumbass?
Kirishima: Katsuki, be nice.
Jiro: What's up?
Sero: *walks into the room* I've been summoned.
Kaminari: Hear me out... olive oil is made from olives...
Mina: Yeah...?
Jiro: I have a bad feeling about this...
Kaminari: So baby oil is made from-
Mina: KAMINARI OH MY GOD-
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Bakugo: Here's an idea for you extr-
Jiro: We're your FRIENDS, Bakugo. Not extras.
Bakugo: Whatever. Here's an idea for you idiotic friends of mine. Play peekaboo and never reappear. Except for Eijiro. He can stay. The rest of you should disappear.
Sero: My self esteem is good at this game.
Kaminari: *pats Sero's shoulder* Hanta, need a hug?
Sero: Yes.
Everyone in the BakuSquad except for Bakugo: *gives Sero a hug*
Jiro: Bakubitch-
Bakugo: No.
Kirishima: Katsuki come hug Sero!
Bakugo: ...
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Mina: So uh... how'd Kaminari get hurt this time?
Jiro: Let me explain, I witnessed it.
Kirishima: Did he trip?
Jiro: No. So you know how we sent Kaminari and Sero to the store?
Bakugo: What'd the dumbasses do?
Jiro: Well... they were taking forever since they're both directionally challenged, so I went to go find them and I saw Kaminari running over to a playground.
Mina: Aww, he must want to be a kid again!
Jiro: Sero told him to duck because he was running towards a bar at the playground and instead of ducking his head, he quacked at Sero.
Sero: Denki is an idiot.
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Kirishima: Guys, what's that game where you swipe to find little monsters around you?
Sero: What's the use of trying to remember that game? There's a little monster here with us now.
Mina: Huh?
Sero: Not you, Mina. You're an alien. Jiro knows who I mean.
Jiro: Oh! Yeah, Kirishima. Don't try to remember the name of the game. You're dating a monster.
Kirishima: Katsuki isn't a monster!
Bakugo: *blowing up the kitchen*
Kaminari: Uhh-
Bakugo: *incoherent screeching*
Mina: You sure about that?
Kirishima: ...Yes..?

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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...