BakuSquad Madness

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Sero: Okay, but studying? Student dying? Hello??

Jiro: You okay, fam?

Sero: I've been awake for three days. Do I look okay?

Bakugo: You look dead, Flex Tape.

Mina: Kaminari, Kirishima, commense opperation: pillow fort!

Kaminari: On it!

Kirishima: I'll get the pillows!

Jiro: What the fuck-

Bakugo: Pillow fort? Hell yeah!

Sero: Guys, you don't need to make a pillow fo-

Kaminari: DONE! GET THE TIRED CHILD OVER HERE!

Kirishima: Mina!

Mina: *literally drags a very confused Sero to a poorly made pillow fort*

Sero: ...

Mina: Sleep.

Sero: I-

Mina: *in a slightly demonic voice* S l e e p.

Sero: ...Okay.

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Bakugo: Why the hell are coffins so expensive? Just bury the body without one!

Mina: Why do you know th-

Sero: You mean you didn't know this, Mina?

Mina: No!

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Mina: I'm gonna buy a birthday cake.

Jiro: But it's not your birthday-

Kaminari: The cake doesn't know it's not Mina's birthday though.

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Bakugo: I hate when I lay down and you dumbasses are like- "oh are you going to sleep?" Bitch- no, I downloaded a dream and I'm going to watch it.

Kirishima: You can download dreams?

Bakugo: No- actually, you know what? Yes. Yes, you can download dreams.

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Sero: You know, life is really weird.

Jiro: I do know, but go on anyway.

Sero: Why do some villains pay for groceries and stuff? They're villains, they can just steal the stuff!

Mina: Because they're not broke? They can actually afford the stuff? They're villains with class?

Bakugo: So not round face.

Mina: Bakugo that's rude.

Kaminari: Did you see a villain pay for something, Hanta?

Sero: Yes, Denki. Yes I did.

Kirishima: Who was it and whar did they buy?

Sero: It was Dabi and Toga. They were buying lotion and chapstick and some sharpies. Toga said something about drawing a smile on a hand?

Jiro: Were they not even disguised?

Sero: Oh, they were. Just very poorly. Dabi had on a bright pink wig and a cat mask and Toga had an Endeavor hoodie that Dabi kept threatening to burn. Yeah, Toga was laughing demonically.

Bakugo: Weird but doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary.

Jiro: By the way, isn't there a traitor at our school?

Kaminari: No.