BakuSquad Madness

28

Kirishima: You made Midoriya cry!

Bakugo: Deku always cries.

Midoriya: That's not true! *crying*

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The BakuSquad on weekends

Bakugo: *Making lunch*

Kaminari: Yo, Sparky Sparky boom boom! Get me some of that boneless ice!

Bakugo: *Still making his lunch* Kiri, translate.

Kirishima: I think he wants water.

Sero: On it! *uses tape to get a cup and tosses it to Mina*

Mina: *Gets water*

Kirishima: Here you go, bro. *takes cup from Mina and gives to the short circuited Kaminari*

Kaminari: Yee.

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Bakugo: *Still making his lunch*

Kirishima: Baku, why are you hogging the kitchen? The others went out to buy food since we can't make our lunches here..

Mina: Kiri! We're back! I got you some MicDonalds (Made by Present Mic :p)

Kirishima: Sweet! Thanks, Mina!

Bakugo: *Blows up everyone's food*

BakuSquad: Bakugo! Why?!

Bakugo: *Throws sandwiches at their faces* If you extras open the fridge there's some drinks I've been making. Don't touch the top shelf because those drinks have vinegar. They're mine. And I swear, if any of you losers complain about the food and drinks I made I'll kill you all!

Kirishima: Baku? Why'd you do all this?

Bakugo: I DON'T KNOW! ITS LIKE IM BEING CONTROLLED OR SOMETHING!

Kaminari: So... Spicy..! I mean.... So..... So delicious..!

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Kaminari: I'll put down my 'A' to make 'A'

Mina: I'll add on to that to make 'AT'

Sero: I'll add to that to make 'RAT"

Bakugo: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'

BakuSquad: ...

Kirishima: *Flips table* I QUIT!

Bakugo: So... I win?

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Sero: Where's Kaminari?

Kirishima: I've got this. *yells* I wanna be tracer!

Kaminari: *breaks through the wall* I'M ALREADY TRACER

Sero: Cool.

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Sero: What time is it?

Kaminari: I don't know. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out. *blows saxophone loudly*

Bakugo: *shouting from across the dorm* WHO THE FUDGE IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Kaminari: Its two am.

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Kaminari: I'm going to set my hair on fire

Kirishima: Do NOT do that, Denki. You'll get hurt

Sero: Let him, he'll learn his lesson.

Mina: Do it, Denki!

Bakugo: I'll set you hair on fire myself.

Kirishima: Baku, no!

Bakugo: Baku, YES!

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In class

Kaminari: *standing on his desk* Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell of and...

Todoroki: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Kaminari: *now sweating nervously* M...mama called the doctor and the doctor said...

Iida: You might be entitled to a financial composition if he or a loved one dies.

Kaminari: *crying* What is wrong with you guys?!

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Mina: Sero, what are the signs of teenage depression?

Sero: Why are you asking me?

Mina: ...

Sero: ...

Mina: Because earlier Tokoyami was doing laundry and dropped a sock and said 'why has God forsaken me' and I was concerned..

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Kirishima: Everybody relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.

Bakugo: No, I don't have any on me. But, I do keep some in the fridge in the relish jar.

Sero: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Bakugo: Well, that's mayonnaise. Thats a decoy.

Kaminari: And the mayo?

Bakugo: That's shampoo.

Mina: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

Bakugo: If you're using the mayonnaise then yeah, probably.

Kirishima: ...What is wrong with you..?!

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Bakugo: *sneezes*

Kirishima: Oh my God, are you okay?! Are you sick?! Jus curl up in this blanket and take some medicine.

Bakugo: *sniffles* I'm not sick.

Later

Kaminari: *sneezes*

Kirishima: Oh my God, do you ever shut up?!

Kaminari: *cries* Why are you bullying me..?! You're supposed to be the nice one!