Jiro: So what do you guys usually do?
Mina: *casually* Oh, you know... Just get in fights, keep Sero from being too much of a downer, talk to the League of Villains... Normal stuff.
Jiro: What part of that is normal?
Bakugo: The Sero bit
Kaminari: Jirooooooo!!!
Jiro: *Sweatdrops* The fahk do you want, Kaminari?
Kaminari: It's my turn on the XBox but Sero won't get off!
Jiro: So? I'm not your mom-
Mina: Excuse me, Denki Kaminari! But I believe I am the BakuSquad mom!
Jiro: What..
Kirishima: Guys! It's movie night! What do you wanna watch? Baku? Any ideas?
Bakugo: How about Chucky or Annabel? Those are decent movies. Wait... I banned you from watching horror movies, Kiri... I dunno, then. Ask Pinky.
Jiro: What the fahk... He's so calm..!
Mina: How about Terminator?! *Excited*
Sero: *Yells from the commons* That's lame! Pick something sad!
Jiro: Is Sero okay? In class he never acts like he likes sad stuff..
Kaminari: Yeah, this is just how he is. He drops the act once class ends.
Sero: *Yells* Go Kermit sewer slide!
Kaminari: *Yells back* I'd rather Kermit toaster bath!
Jiro: You guys are all insane...
Bakugo: Kiri, anything you wanna watch?
Jiro: Kiri?
Mina: Yeah, those two have nicknames for each other like 'Baku' and 'Kiri' and stuff like that. We keep them close so Bakuhoe doesn't kill us.
Jiro: Makes sense.
Sero: *Throws Xbox controller across the room* DAMMIT! I DIED! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE IN THE DAMN GAME?!
Mina: *Screeches like a pterodactyl* SERO, NO!
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Sigherra: Hey, guys! Just wanted to say one thing before I end this chapter. Jiro's Bday celebration will be up later. So I usually stay up late watching YouTube, right? Well, I went to bed at 22:30 (10:30 p.m.) last night like, "I'm gonna be fahking responsible and go to sleep at a decent fahking time for once" but then I got a YouTube notification and now its almost 07:00 and I haven't gone to sleep yet. Third time this week, my dudes. Third time this fahking week.

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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...