BakuSquad Madness

54

Tomura: I'll kill you, Hanta Sero. I'll make you regret the moment you were born.

Mina: *In the distance* You just said that to SERO, of all people...

Sero: I've been regretting it my whole life.

Tomura: *Squats by Sero* Dude... are you okay?

Sero: Not really, no.

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Mina: *Peels off her false eyelashes* Whew, what a day..

Rest of the BakuSquad: What the fudge..?

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Kaminari: Yo, Mineta, I've got a joke for you

Mineta: Go on. *Leans on desk*

Kaminari: Uraraka's booty

Mineta: ..I don't get it

Kaminari: Exactly.

Mineta: *Crying blood*

Kaminari: THAT'S FREAKY, MAN

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Kirishima: *During a villain attack* Yeah, you're right. I'm not gonna fight them.

Bakugo: Oh, thank G-

Kirishima: Except that I am! *Runs towards the villain*

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Aizawa: You. Where's your homework?

Kaminari: I ate it.

Aizawa: You.. you WHAT?

Kaminari: You said it was a piece of cake!

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Kaminari: Touching someone's elbow be like- *Touches Sero's elbow*

Sero: That was my head!

Kaminari: I mean... *Touches Sero's REAL elbow*

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Kirishima: *Goes outside*

Sky: *Decides to start raining*

Kirishima: Ha! Jokes on you! I have the ultimate weapon!

Sky: *What the fudge is it?*

Kirishima: *Holds up an Uno reverse card*

Sky: *Oh shiet*

Later...

Kirishima: And that is why the rain is going up instead of down

Bakugo: What the fuc-

Mina: Bakuhoe, language!

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Mina: When you're laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and they don't even care. You're just like, OW FUDGE, and they just keep standing on your spleen like it's their job.

Sero: This is why I keep my skin closed at all times.

Bakugo: You.... you what?

Kaminari: *Zips a jacket behind Sero to create the sound of his skin being zipped* 

Kirishima: You can zip your skin?

Tokoyami: Mina! I swear to All Might that I didn't step on you on purpose! And I'm not your pet just because I have a bird head! And another thing! I didn't stand on your spleen, I tripped!