Sero: Gather around, everyone. I have a story to tell. Denki, you're not invited.
Kaminari: Mom! Sero said I'm not invited!
Mina: You're invited, don't worry. Now gather around, children.
Kirishima: What's going on?
Bakugo: Shh. It's story time.
Kirishima: Oh, okay.
Sero: So yesterday when I was finding the motivation to do my homework, Denki walked into my room, sniffed the air, and said, 'I smell a quarter.' Then proceeded to go to my dresser, push it away from the wall, pick up a quarter and leave.
Jiro: Much wow.
Kirishima: Did he give your quarter back?
Kaminari: Nah. I have it right here, bro.
Sero: Can I have my quarter back?
Mina: Finders keepers.
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Sero: If a villain ever breaks in to murder you, throw your fahking head back, pull your arms in weird shapes, and throw you head forward again saying the Antichrist has awoken. I promise you that no one will even consider attempting to murder you again.
Kirishima: You say this like you have experience...
Mina: Should I be concerned?
Sero: Nah
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Jiro: If you think about it, birthdays are satanic.
Mina: ...How?
Sero: It's obviously because you have a bunch of people in a circle chanting while waiting for someone to blow out a fire, right?
Jiro: Yes.
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The BakuSquad in public...
Mina: So, Kiri, got anyone you like?
Kirishima: Yes???
Mina: OH, MY GOD! SERO! JIRO! KAMINARI! BAKUGO! OUR PRECIOUS EIJIRO KIRISHIMA LIKES SOMEONE!
Kaminari: OH, MY GOD! REALLY?!
Sero: THIS IS TOTALLY NEW INFORMATION!
Jiro: What the fahk is happening right now?
Kirishima: *buries his face in his hands again* Please stop! This is really embarrassing, guys!
Jiro: *pats his shoulder* Yeah, guys. You're causing unwanted attention.
Mina: UNWANTED ATTENTION?? NEVER HEARD OF IT!
Kirishima: Please be quiet!
Bakugo: Alright, dumbasses. Shut the hell up before I blow up your faces.
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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 9
Favourite quirk
Sigherra: This is a hard one... I like the idea of having a quirk like Eri's where you can reverse time for people... But I also like Half Hot Half Cold and Explosion... I dunno... I guess I'll just go with all three of those for this one.
Leave your answer here! I'd love to know what you favourite quirk is!
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
