Mina: So did you become a pro hero for the money?
Yamada (Present Mic): No.
Kirishima: To help people?
Yamada: No.
Sero: Then why'd you become a pro hero?
Yamada: Because I thought the idea of yelling at people for a living was way too funny to pass up.
Kaminari: HELL YEAH, DUDE!
Bakugo: Hah. No wonder no one likes you.
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Sero: Bakugo's too literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.
Bakugo: Nothing's gonna go over my head.
Kaminari: Let me guess...
Bakugo: My reflexes are too fast.
Kirishima: And..?
Bakugo: I'd catch it.
Mina: *Yeets Kaminari over Bakugo's head*
Kaminari: *Yelling* YOU SAID YOU'D CATCH THINGS THAT GO OVER YOUR HEAD! YOU LIED! *Crashes into a wall*
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Group Chat
Usernames
FlexTape: Sero
DiscountPikachu: Kaminari
AcidQueen: Mina
Blasty: Bakugo
RedRiot: Kirishima
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DiscountPikachu created *Cue Confetti*
DiscountPikachu: Seroooooo
FlexTape: Why did you call the chatroom *Cue Confetti*..?
Blasty: Because it's your fahking birthday, dumbass!
RedRiot: Awe! Baku, you remembered his birthday!
AcidQueen:
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FlexTape: Who made that?
AcidQueen: No clue, but they're amazing
DiscountPikachu: Hbd, bro!
AcidQueen: Happy B-Day!
RedRiot: Happy birthday!
FlexTape: Awe, thanks guys!
RedRiot: Baku, say it
Blasty: Fine
Blasty: Happy birthday, fahking Flex Tape weirdo
FlexTape: Not the nicest way to say it, but I'll take it
DiscountPikachu: So what do you wanna do, Sero?
FlexTape: Cause total destruction and chaos somewhere that will be irreversible for several decades
Blasty: I'm down
AcidQueen: Sero, Bakuhoe, NO!
FlexTape: Fine
FlexTape: I wanna watch horror movies so terrifying that each of you has nightmares for the next fifty years
Blasty: I'm down. But Kiri isn't allowed to watch horror movies
DiscountPikachu: Anything else, Sero?
FlexTape: Prank the teachers?
RedRiot: That sounds fun!
AcidQueen: I'm down!
DiscountPikachu: Great!
Blasty: Eh, at least it's not super lame like inviting the DekuSquad to your party.
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Sigherra: Happy birthday, Sero!!!!
Sero: Thanks... But who are you..?
Sigherra: The whisper in the wind...
Sero: Oh, okay. So can I go now?
Sigherra: Yes. You can go, child. But don't get into too much trouble.
Sero: Fine.
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