BakuSquad Madness

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Bakugo: You idiots don't cook much, do you?

Kaminari: Buddy, let me tell you a story. The other night I tried to make curry for you guys when you were sleeping and I got chili burns all over my face, so I thought to myself, 'hang on, doesn't milk help with chili burns?' and I couldn't google because I couldn't see, so I just blindly walked to the fridge and felt around for the milk. I poured a big bowl of milk and just... DUNKED my face in it. At some point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge, which I didn't know because I had my face in MILK. When I finally took my face out of the milk I thought I had gone blind from chili burns! Thankfully the power came back on before anyone woke up, but no. I don't cook much.

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Kaminari: What if clouds and lakes switched places so you could see the waves being pulled by the moon and we'd be able to wade through clouds on a hot day.

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Kaminari: What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers?

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Kaminari: What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees were as short as flowers?

Sero: I'll have whatever he's having

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Mina: So my dentist just called and asked if my jaw was alright since it pops a lot and I never told anyone so it never got better and the first time it happened before they even started doing their dentist stuff they were freaking out and asked if I needed to go to the hospital. Ladies, it's just a jaw, not a rib breaking.

Bakugo: My dentist called to remind me not to murder my toothbrushes since my 'aggressive' technique got rid of the protective enamel.

Kirishima: My dentist is too scared of me to call to check up on me. He told me to open up so he could check my teeth and when he saw them he ran away screaming. Yeah, I don't floss.

I was Mina in this scenario