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Sero: My life is too much panic and not enough disco

Jiro: Then get your life together

Mina: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy

Jiro: Then find your center of gravity

Kaminari: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance

Jiro: Stay away from school labs

Bakugo: My life is too much imagination and not enough fahking DRAGONS

Jiro: Stay away from all people with dragon-type quirks

Kirishima: My life is great as it already is

Jiro: Perfect. Stay that way, child.

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Aizawa: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my class.

Kaminari: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be comfortable with?

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The BakuSquad after Bakugo goes to bed at 20:32

Sero: I guarantee it, in twenty years Bakugo will be Kirishima's second husband

Kirishima: What happened to my first one?

Mina: He was either murdered, got a divorce, or killed himself, nobody knows.

Kirishima: I should hope that whoever I marry doesn't kill themselves...

Jiro: Don't worry, I doubt Bakugo would ever kill himself if he married you.

Kirishima: Yay

Mina: Now let's talk about Kami and Sero

Kaminari: Wait, what!!?

Jiro: It's so obvious, guys. Literally every girl and some guys in our class ship you. Hell, even the creepy people behind the wall ship you!

Sero: The.. Creepy people behind the... Wall...?

Mina: *points at a wall* There's at least fifty of them back here.

Kaminari: Wait, wait, wait! Let's go back! People ship me and Sero?!

Sero: Uh, yeah? I thought everyone knew.

Kaminari: How are you so calm about this!!?

Jiro: Because he knows the ship might not get to happen due to one of you liking someone of the opposite gender, even though that person will literally never reciprocate because they like someone of the same gender as them.

Kaminari: That was a really complicated explanation, Jiro

Mina: Kyoka, he still doesn't understand. You'll need to dumb it down enough for a five year old to understand.

Jiro: GIRLS

Kaminari: I don't understand...

Jiro: This one is broken

Mina: *nods in agreement*

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Sigherra: I might not be able to keep up with this, by I'm gonna try to do a 30 day BNHA challenge! Yeah!

Sigherra: I might not be able to keep up with this, by I'm gonna try to do a 30 day BNHA challenge! Yeah!

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Day one: Favourite male character

Sigherra: I'd be lying if I said I only had one favourite male character. Let's see... Kirishima, Bakugo, Shinso, Todoroki... Yeah, let's just say that it's a tie between Kiri and Shinso, okay? Great.

Oh, and feel free to leave your answers in the comments! I'd love to know who your favourite male character is!

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