BakuSquad Madness

92

Sero: Kiri and Bakubro are coming. You guys ready?

Mina: *snickers* Yeah!

I saw this part online btw...

Jiro: Hit or miss. guess thou never misses, huh?

Sero: Thy hath a boyfriend, I assume he doesn't kiss thee

Mina: Shall find another girl and he won't miss ya

Kaminari: Gonna skrrt and hit thy dab like--

Bakugo: What the FAHK are you guys saying?!

Kirishima: *recording and laughing* What the heck, guys?

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Kaminari: As a serial killer my name would be "The Suspense",

Jiro: That sounds stupid. Why would you pick that?

Kaminari: So my victims would be like, "Oh no, The Suspense is killing me"

Sero: Oh, I get it!

Kaminari: Then we would both laugh right before I murder them.

Bakugo: Murder sounds fun

Kirishima: Baku, no...

Mina: Sero, don't you start! You'll make Kyoka start!

Jiro: Being murdered sounds fun

Sero: *High fives Jiro*

Mina and Kaminari: GUYS, NO!!

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Sirens blaring in the distance...

Kirishima: They found me.

Bakugo: What the fahk did you do this time?

Kirishima: It's a secret

Bakugo: Okay, they're after you for being the most innocent red shark child alive

Kirishima: Yes. Wait, what?

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Mina: So in class earlier Todoroki asked Midoriya for a pencil, to which he responded with, "Okie dokie, Todoroki"

Bakugo: So that's why you nerds kept saying that?

Kirishima: Yep! But then Aizawa Sensei said it...

Jiro: Everyone ended up losing their shit and that's why he dismissed class early.

Bakugo: For fahks sake, I was asleep for FIVE minutes and missed all the good stuff!

Sero: Nah, bro. I recorded the whole thing.

Bakugo: Hell yeah

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Kaminari: I'm really happy! Nothing could possibly ruin my good mood!

Sero: When you put a seashell next to your ear, the thing you hear is your blood surging, not the ocean.

Kaminari: *traumatized* Thanks for ruining my day...

Kirishima: *had been sitting a few feet away* Thanks for ruining half my childhood...

Bakugo: *blows up Sero for ruining Kiri's childhood*

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Jiro: *reading off her phone* Mary's father had five daughters. Nana, Mini, Nene, and Nono. Who's the fifth daughter?

Kaminari: Nunu

Jiro: Let me repeat that. MARY'S father had five daughters. Nana, Mini, Nene, and Nono. Who's the fifth daughter?

Kaminari: I already told you. Nunu.

Jiro: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.