Sero: *jumps down from on top of the fridge* I'M G A Y
Kaminari: *shooketh* W h a t
Jiro: Yeah, man. I thought you knew. He's super obvious about it.
Kaminari: *even more shooketh* W H A T?!
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And now for a story that one of my amazing readers and I were talking about!!
Caution! You will be V E R Y confused! Don't worry! Everything will be cleared up at the end!!!! (I honestly confused myself while writing it lol)
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Jiro: Oi, Kaminari! We're getting lunch, you coming?
Kaminari: *Playing Minecraft* Nah, I'm gonna stay here. Can you get me something? I don't care what.
Jiro: Yeah, whatever. We'll be back in a bit.
Kaminari: Byeee!
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Kirishima: Hello! Can I get large fries, a burger with no pickles or mustard and a medium Sprite, please?
Bakugo: I want the fucking spicy chicken sandwich and some liquid crack- aka Mountain Dew.
Sero: Hmm... Ah, shit. This place doesn't have the UnHappy meals... I'll get a burger, medium fries and a medium Root Beer.
Jiro: What the fuck, dude?
Mina: I want a large burger! And fries! And... And FANTAAAA!!!
Jiro: No Fanta for you, Mina. You'll get too hyper.
Mina: Shaddup!
Waiter person: Um.. Okay. Anything else?
Jiro: Yeah. Two burgers, two small fries and two medium Cokes.
Waiter: Will that be all?
Kirishima: Yep!
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Crook: Stop right there!
Kirishima: Woah, buddy. No need to get hostile!
Crook: Give me all your money or Pinky dies!
Mina: Aren't you supposed to say that AFTER you've taken the hostage? You're not very smart, are you?
Crook: Shut up!
Bakugo: Kiri, I'm gonna kill this asshole.
Kirishima: Baku! No!
Jiro: Let's just talk things through, sir.
Crook: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY G E N D E R?!
Sero: Well, shit. You pissed off a crook. *sighs* let's see what'll happen.
Crook: *uses their quirk on the squad*
Mina: So... What's going on? What is their quirk, anyway? Nothing happened...
Crook: Wait an hour. *snickers* The results will be HILARIOUS
Jiro: I thought you were mugging us?
Kirishima: Maybe he's just a prankster?
Bakugo: Can I kill them yet?
Kirishima: No, Baku.
Bakugo: Tch.
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Kaminari: Hey, guys! You're back! What took so long?
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
