Kaminari: If I was trapped inside a room with explosives and the only way to get out was to eat an entire tomato, I would die.
Sero: How the hell would you even get in that situation?
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Kaminari: Imagine an entire room and it's all bed. No floor, just bed. You roll too far to one side? Don't worry, bed's still there. All is bed.
Jiro: So... An insane asylum.
Kaminari: Hey, at least the room comes with a comfy hug jacket!
Mina: It comes with a straight jacket. Straight jackets are not comfortable.
Sero: How would you know..?
Mina: Uhh... Gotta blast!
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Kirishima: What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
Bakugo: I don't know, what?
Kirishima: A condescending con descending.
Bakugo: *Yeets himself out of his dorm room window*
Sero: *From outside the building* Uhh.... *yells* Yo, BakuBro! What are you doing?
Bakugo: *Using explosions to leave* WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?! I'M FAHKING LEAVING!
Kirishima: Nuu! Come back!
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Mina: *burns her hands while attempting to cook* OH SHITTTTT
Jiro: *Walks into the kitchen* What?
Mina: GET SOMETHING COLD! OWWWW
Jiro: *Walks out of the kitchen*
Mina: *In hysterics for the next five minutes while waving around her burnt hands like the idiot she is (we still love her uwu)*
Jiro: *Walks in with Sero* 'Kay, I'm back. And I got something cold.
Sero: Wait, how am I cold?
Jiro: Bro, your heart is colder than anyone else I know. Now go help Mina.
Sero: Nah, fam. I'm out. Mina, just run your hands under cold water.
Mina: Oh, yeah! I forgot about that!
Sero: ...Idiot.
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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 4!
Favourite class B student
Sigherra: Kendo. She's always there to keep the little shit Monoma in line by, yanno, karate chopping his head.
Leave your answers here! I'd love to know who you favourite class B student is!

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