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BakuSquad: *Having a serious conversation*

Kaminari: But the real question is, Bakugo, if you fought yourself would you win or would YOU win?

Bakugo: Uhhhhhh

Bakugo.exe has crashed

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Bakugo gets kidnapped again, this time for ransom...

Kidnapper: *Yelling through a megaphone on top of a building* We have the kid! Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sero: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do anything so long as we get what we want!

Mina: He wasn't talking to you!

Kaminari: Bakubro!

Kirishima: Baku, don't you dare do anything to him! You know what Aizawa Sensei said last time!

Kidnapper: W-what?!

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Iida: Did you put the dishes in alphabetical order?!

Bakugo: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!

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Kaminari: Bakugoooooo, helppppp meeeee! Numberssssss! Equationsssss! DEATH!

Bakugo: What is it now?

Kirishima: He's asking for help with his math homework. Will you help him?

Bakugo: Only because I heard him yell the word death.

Later...

Bakugo: Kaminari, focus.

Kaminari: But I don't understaaaaaand!

Bakugo: This question says to add things up. So just add things up on your fingers.

Kaminari: Can you just add it up for me and I copy you?

Bakugo: Yeah, whatever. You're lucky I'm in a good mood. So this equals eleven. Add up eleven on your fingers.

Kaminari: *Realizing something* MINA! MINA! I ONLY HAVE TEN! *Runs across the dorm to cry to Mina and Sero*

Kirishima: *Flops into Kaminari's chair* So I'm assuming you did the thing again.

Bakugo: I don't know what you're talking about. *Trying not to laugh*

Kirishima: Suuuuure, Baku. I totally believe you.

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