Sero: Now, I know what you're all thinking
No one:
Sero: I'm that person who has no life and needs mental help
No one:
Sero: But guess what!
No one:
Sero: I AM PERFECTLY FINE THE WAY I AM AND I DON'T DO DRUGS, THAT'S MY NORMAL SMILE
Mina: Sero, why are you yelling at the wall?
People behind the wall: *whispers* He's onto us
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Kaminari: Yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway
Sero: Did... Did you just use 'Yeet' in the past tense..?
Kaminari: So what if I did?
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Bakugo: *Wakes up* I FEEL CRANKY TODAY SO I'M GOING TO TAKE IT OUT ON PEOPLE I LIKE
Later...
Kirishima: Hey, Baku! What tomfoolery should we get up to today?
Bakugo: NO TOMFOOLERY TODAY, SHITTY HAIR! I HATE YOUR STUPID HAIR! IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!
Kirishima: *manly tear falls* Why must you wound me like this, Baku?
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Mina: When Tetsutetsu's parents named him, they were like "You know what would be funny?"
Sero: They were just lazy assholes who didn't want to come up with a name for their kid
Kaminari: His first name is literally the same as his last name. Mind blown.
Bakugo: I thought what was on his face was a mask. Turns out its just his freakishly long eyelashes.
Kirishima: His quirk and birthday are the same as mine... The only difference is that he turns to steel when he activates his quirk...
Mina: You guys both have shark teeth
Kirishima: I always thought the dentist ran away screaming because I don't floss... It was because of my teeth?
Bakugo: What are we even talking about anymore?
Sero: Kirishima, apparently.
Kaminari: Kirishima, how did you get that scar above your eye?
Kirishima: I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and when I went to rub my eyes since I had just woken up my quirk appeared and I ended up hurting myself. It made my parents freak out and it was fahking hilarious
Bakugo: I don't know what to say at this point
Mina: At least Sero isn't being emo right now
Sero: Says who? I've been questioning my existence this whole time
Kaminari: Sero, cut the bullshit act. You weren't doing that and you know it.
Sero: You're right. I was thinking about how his parents must've reacted when he walked over to them with a bleeding face
Kirishima: The were dying with worry
Bakugo: And...?
Kirishima: I was dying with internal laughter
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
