Mina: Now that our injuries from the battles are all healed it's time to talk about what's really important!
Sero: The crippling despair that is life?
Mina: Sero, no...
Kaminari: Who the best looking person in the BakuSquad is? Its totally me, by the way.
Mina: Denki, no. If anything, I'm the best looking!
Kirishima: How to make friends?
Mina: Eijiro, stop being precious.
Bakugo: How to get away with murder?
Mina: *calls 911*
Bakugo: *breaks her phone*
Mina: No, the important thing is the fact that I finally got past day four of Mystic Messenger and Yoosung is still alive!
Bakugo: ...Tf is Yoosung?
Kirishima: Baku, Yoosung is the blond boi with the hair clips
Sero: Yeah, and Jaehee is the brown haired girl with no soul
Kaminari: I think 707 is better. He's a hacker and he likes cats!
Mina: If you like cats so much then talk to Jumin!
Bakugo: WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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Kirishima: Who wants to go shopping with me? I'm buying stuff for a camping trip. You're all invited, by the way!
Sero: *Sleeping*
Kaminari: *Charging everyone's phones* Sorry, bro. I'm busy.
Mina: *Painting her nails* Kiri, why didn't you ask before I started painting my nails?
Bakugo: *Reading a book* ...
Kirishima: I guess I'll go by myself, then! See you guys late-- Oof!
Bakugo: *Had thrown his book at Kiri* Wait a minute, stupid hair. I need to buy stuff as well, so wait up. Don't think I'm going with you because I want to! I'm ditching you as soon as we get there!
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The BakuSquad when someone says their eyes are beautiful
Kirishima: Awe! Thanks, dude!
Sero: ...So you like eyes that are filled with dispair and have no hope? Cool.
Mina: Of course my eyes are beautiful! I am a QUEEN!
Kaminari: Yee
Bakugo: ... You wanna die?
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Kirishima: *Is working on an English assignment* ...Ugh.. I have two minutes left! *Quickly writes something as everyone passes their papers up*
Yamada: Ah, Kirishima is last. His papers are always interesting, to say the least. *Looks at the paper* Kirishima, can I speak to you after class?
Kirishima: Yes, sir! *Thinks* What did I do this time?!
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Yamada: So, about you paper...
Kirishima: I ran out of time so I wrote the first thing that came to my head.
Yamada: ...You wrote 'TetsuTetsu TetsuTetsu should be in 1-A, get rid of nasty grape boi'
Kirishima: Yeah. What's wrong with it?
Yamada: *Sighs* Just.. Go to your dorm...
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Sero: I wonder what Kirishima would be like as a villain...
In his head...
Kirishima: Give me all your money or I'll kill youuuuu
Bakugo: *Slaps the thought bubble* No, this is what would happen!
In his head...
Kirishima: If you don't give me your money right now I'll destroy everything you love!
Mina: *Pops the thought bubble* No! This would happen!
In her head...
Kirishima: Give me your money or I'll drop Bakugo from this skyscraper!
Kaminari: *Electrocutes thought bubble and shakes head*
In his head...
Kirishima: Yee
Kirishima: *Sighs* Guys, no. Clearly I would never become a villain because I don't want to hurt any of you or the other people in 1-A except for nasty grape boi.
Aizawa: *In the distance* What's with all the thought bubbles?
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
