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Kaminari: Goth clowns are just mimes

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Kirishima: If you had six minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to?

Jiro: I'd spend the last six minutes trying to find a song.

Sero: I'll sleep when I'm dead

Kaminari: ...Freaks

Bakugo: Homemade dynamite

Mina: ...

Kirishima: ...

Mina: Renai Circulation

Bakugo: What about you, Kiri?

Kirishima: Me? Oh... Um... I guess it'd be... Let me down slowly

Bakugo: Why?

Kirishima: I would time it perfectly so that when the lyrics "if you're leaving, baby, let me down slowly" came up I'd die.

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Sero: When I was a young boy, my father-

Jiro: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON! HE DIDN'T SQUEEZE IT OUT OR ANYTHING! HE DIDN'T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN'T EVEN SKIN IT! HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO HORRIFYING IN MY LIFE!

Kirishima: Jiro, are you sure you weren't asleep and having a nightmare?

Jiro: It was probably a nightmare... BUT STILL! HE JUST ATE THE WHOLE THING!

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Kaminari: Assert your dominance by calling your friends by their ID number.

Mina: Bro... That just makes me think about this musical Les Miserables where, in prison, they have no name. They're simply known as a fucking NUMBER!

Bakugo: Oi, number five, shut up.

Mina: Wha-

Bakugo: NUMBER THREE, STOP BEING DEPRESSING!

Sero: Is that supposed to be me?

Bakugo: Number two, stop sitting there without saying anything. Its awkward.

Jiro: Um?

Bakugo: Number four, GET AWAY FROM THAT OUTLET! IS THAT A FORK?!

Kaminari: Yee

Bakugo: Number one...

Kirishima: ..?

Bakugo: Stay innocent, you precious child.

Mina: *continues building a massive ship* MY SHIP!

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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 20

Favourite relationship

Sigherra: This should be obvious, kiddos. The relationship between Bakugo and Kirishima, while not official yet, is just so pure that I smile every time I see them together. Like when they went to save Bakugo and he didn't even hear Kirishima call out to him. He just saw his boi and smiled and blasted his way to them, grabbing the precious red shark bois hand. (I was reminded of this by a comment the other day and I haven't been able to get it out of my head. It was so pure)

Leave your answer here!

Also, you guys might not know the songs mentioned, so I'll leave them here!

Renai Circulation 👇

Homemade dynamite👇

Let me down slowly👇

I'll sleep when I'm dead👇

Freaks👇

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