BakuSquad Madness

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Kirishima: Do you ever realize there's a moment that your mom and dad put you down and never picked you up again?

Kaminari: W h a t

Sero: Bold of you to assume I was held

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Kaminari: Did you know that when you're at a restaurant waiting for a waiter, you become the waiter?

Mina: Holy shit

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Kirishima: What if rocks are actually soft but tense up when we touch them?

Mina: That's a good question, Kiri

Kaminari: I have a better question!

Jiro: Oh, yeah? What is it?

Kaminari: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yes" then why isn't there a "purgatory maybe"?

Jiro: Sero looks disappointed by the fact that he didn't think of that.

Sero: I am very disappointed.

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Kaminari: Do you guys wanna hear a pun about ghosts?

Bakugo: No.

Kaminari: That's the spirit!

Kirishima: Did... Did you just...?

Kaminari: Wanna hear a joke about amnesia?

Mina: Sure

Kaminari: Nevermind, I forgot.

Sero: I want to cha cha real smooth off the fucking roof.

Jiro: How about I yeet you into the corner of sadness?

Sero: That works too

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Sigherra: I was bored so I made an extra chapter again uwu

So let's have a little story time, okay?

In English, my first class of the day, we were working in groups on an assignment (I got stuck with my friend of many years that is my polar opposite when it comes to school.) There were four people per group, so I was with my friend and two randos. One of them wouldn't stop talking about how her phone broke and her parents won't buy her another one until next week because she breaks her phones too often, blah blah blah. The other one was texting all throughout class. My friend, let's call him C, was trying to do his work, but got distracted by his FairyTail Manga that he'd gotten from the school library. I was actually working, since English is my best subject, then I hear this kid say something about how "deep fried babies are weird" and I realized that it was the kid that stopped me and C in the hallway last year and asked us how to undo a deep fried baby. I'm thinking this kid needs a therapist or something...

In my second period class, world history, I sit at a table with three very hyper bois. Today they decided to break a glue stick and throw the glue bit at the walls to see if it would stick. Then they decided to throw it on the ceiling above our group. Where is the teacher, you might be wondering? At his desk. He just so happened to be turned around the entire time. Anyway, after the glue stick got stuck on the ceiling (I was trying to work this whole time, mind you) the bois decided to start throwing pens at the ceiling to get the glue stick down. I got hit in the face by a pen. Every single pen missed the glue stick. One kid stood on the table and got the glue stick down, then threw it across the room and almost hit someone.

Then in third period, my business management class, something less exciting happened. We had a sub today (normal, right?) and had to take a test on the computers, but everyone else was talking about the latest apple products while I got 102/102 points on the test. I don't understand where the extra two points came from, but at least I got a good grade. This one kid, though... He walked into the class eating rainbow candy and was screaming about "gaystripes" and proceeded to face plant when he tripped over a fucking chair.

In fourth period, my French class, we went over the homework, which took about ten minutes, then did literally nothing else. My teacher had nothing planned.

Then in art, my last class of the day, we started working on portraits. But the way my teacher taught us (we have to do it exactly as we're taught) made us all look like a super fat man with tiny eyes and giant ears. Not to mention the fucking flat head. My teacher is supposed to be a professional! Geez, I'm thinking that none of my teachers were in their right minds today...

What's something funny that happened to you today?