BakuSquad Madness

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The BakuSquad having movie night...

Sero: I've got the popcorn!

Mina: Did you poison it?

Sero: Nah, it's just burnt. Also, we need a new microwave.

Kaminari: Who has the blankets?

Kirishima: Got 'em!

Bakugo: I picked the movie.

Jiro: Holy shit, you guys actually do normal stuff!

Kaminari: Of course we do! Now, do you have the candy and soda?

Jiro: Mina got it earlier. Why do you need so much soda, though? There's only six of us.

Kaminari: For game night. Now that, THAT gets brutal.

Mina: Try not to break Sero's elbows during the next game night, Bakuhoe. He won't be able to use his quirk eventually.

Kirishima: He only broke his elbows last time because he was being an idiot.

Kaminari: THE MOVIE IS STARTING! QUIET!

Jiro: I... I think I joined the wrong squad.

Mina: *Whispers because the movie is on* There's no escaping now, child.

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Kaminari: *screeching and banging pots and pans* BAKUBROOOOOO

Bakugo: *whisper yells* WHAT THE FAHK DO YOU WANT?! EI IS SLEEPING! *points at Kirishima who is sleeping on the couch*

Kaminari: We need you to cook something.

Bakugo: *trying to stay calm* What is it?

Kaminari: BROWNIES!

Sero: Brownies?

Mina: Cookies!

Jiro: Devils foodcake.

Villain: *Breaks through the window* BLOOD COVERED CUPCA-

Kirishima: *Wakes up* Hey, guys. Oh, hey villain.

Bakugo: *blows up the villains face* Die.

Kirishima: Why is everyone over here?

Bakugo: They want sweets. You want anything, Ei?

Kirishima: Hmm... Chocolate chip cookies?

Jiro: Sounds good.

Sero: Yep

Kaminari: Yee

Mina: Yum

Bakugo: They'll be done in a bit. Now let Ei sleep, you fahking extras. *goes to the kitchen*

Jiro: Why is Bakuhoe so calm around Kirishima?

Mina: Because he looooooves him *snickers*

Sero: True dat.

Kaminari: Yee

Kirishima: We're best friends!

Jiro: Uh huh.. Right. Totally.

Kirishima: But... We are best friends.

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Sigherra: Just a friendly warning. Never stand anywhere near me. I cause chaos. I am the epitome of bad luck. Earlier I was walking around my house blind as fahk because my glasses broke over a month ago, and I fahking stubbed my toe on something. Now, you might be wondering, 'what's so bad about stubbing your toe?' I was about to get to that if you'd just be patient, children. You see, I stub my toe on stuff a lot and nothing happens. But this time... This time life decided to be like 'Hah, fahk you' and made me suffer more than usual. This time, I ended up losing half my toenail, WHICH FAHKING HURTS! My mom said I'm probably gonna lose the entire nail. ALL THIS BECAUSE I STUBBED MY FAHKING TOE. Not to mention my birthday is in five days (August 10th) and we're doing absolutely nothing because of my moms acting and some award ceremony. Oh shit, I just realized how long this was. Welp. Au revoir, children. Actually, what should I call you guys? Comment what you think I should call my readers and I'll pick from your options!

Also, Sero is #1 in [MUTE] BNHA Fanfic, so I'm super happy about that