BakuSquad Madness

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Bakugo: You sure you don't want me to blast us down?

Kirishima: I'm sure, Baku.

Kirishima gets le magical text (took this screenshot when I saw the comment and forgot about it lmao srry)

Bakugo: What are you looking at?

Kirishima: A dare from an amazing reader

Bakugo: Oh, yeah? What's it say?

Kirishima: *flustered* We have to kiss.

Bakugo: Well, it's a dare. We can't turn down any dares. Author Chan will kill us if we do.

Kirishima: So uh... How are we gonna do this?

Bakugo: Do we just... Awkwardly look each other in the eyes?

Kirishima: I don't know- I haven't ever kissed anyone.

Bakugo: Same. Let's just get this dare over with.

Kirishima: Yeah.

Poof! Normal story format for a minute!

The shark toothed boi looked the Pomeranian looking boi in the eyes and leaned close, looking ready to punch the narrator- wait, what?!

"You saw the dare. We have to follow through with it unless you wanna disappoint the readers, Kiri."

"Yeah, yeah. I know."

After an awkward five minutes of silence that felt like an eternity, the shark boi facepalmed.

"This is awkward. Why did we get this dare?"

"Because of the ship? And by ship, I don't mean the giant ship that Pinky has been building all year."

"That is one big ship."

"Yeah."

"Okay, let's hurry up and get this dare over with before I die, Baku."

Right as the males started to move, the Ferris wheel started moving and Kirishima fell forward, fulfilling the dare with a bright red face.

"Hey, look. Your face matches your hair!" Bakugo chuckled and Kirishima hid his face in embarrassment.

"

Shut up."

"Oi, readers, are you happy? You never specified how the dare had to be fulfilled, so you can't complain about it being anticlimactic."

"Don't be mean to the readers, Baku!"

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Mina: So no one told you life was gonna be this way-

Kaminari: *hanging from the ceiling clapping*

Bakugo: Your life's a joke-

Jiro: You're broke-

Sero and Kirishima: Your otp is GAYYYYYY!!!!

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Sero: *gets a text from Kirishima*

Kaminari: Sero? Why do you look like you saw a ghost?

Sero: Shit.

Kaminari: You okay, bro?

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Kaminari: Uhhh...?

Sero: Dammit. Okay, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up, Denki Kaminari!

Kaminari: First and last name?! What did I do wrong?!

Sero: You stole something from me.

Kaminari: What?! What did I steal?!

Sero: My heart.

Kaminari: ...

Sero: ...

Kaminari: ...

Sero: ...

Kaminari: Why didn't I think of that?!

Sero: Huh?

Kaminari: I was gonna say something cheesy to you  but I guess you beat me to it!

Sero: So... Can I have it back?

Kaminari: Nope. It's mine now. You can have mine instead.

Sero: I- I don't know what to say

Kaminari: Easy. You say, 'Denki, please date me because you are the most fabulous electric boi to ever exist.'

Sero: Really? Okay. Denki, please date me because you are the most fabulous electric boi to ever exist.

Kaminari: You really said it! Oh my God! Okay, we're dating now. I can't believe you actually said that-

Mina: I smell a ship

Sero: Mina?

Kaminari: Mina! Guess what!

Mina: YOU'RE DATING SERO NOW?! YESDFHSDFNJFJXFJZSDJSRSS UWUWUWUWUWU

Sero: She broke.

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