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Sero: Your bed is as happy to see you as you are to see it? 'Ahh... Here comes the warmth slab." It thinks.

Kaminari: Wrong! It thinks, "God, here comes the human that eats beans in bed. Hope they don't spill the beans again.'

Bakugo: WHO THE FUCK EATS BEANS IN BED?!

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Kirishima: If the toys in Toy Story died, the kids would keep playing with the toys as usual, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friends...

Bakugo: Who the fuck told you that?! Toys are IMMORTAL! Until you break them.

Kirishima: Nasty grape boi told me. I didn't believe him at first because toys don't die, but then I thought about it more...

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Person: You support gay rights, so you must be gay.

Mina: I support animal rights, but do I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ALPACA?!

Person: N-No?

Mina: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! Also, for your information, I am gay. And you probably are too, so shut the fuck up and ACCEPT IT!

Person: *cries* How did you know?!

Mina: Because I'm a god. Just kidding. Although I am claiming myself as your mom now! Bai!

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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 19

A scene that made you cry

Sigherra: The end of All Might. (Just the end of him as a hero, obviously.)

Leave your answer here!

Quick story before we end this.

So I have World History with my friend, we'll call her mom (because she calls herself my mom)...

Mom decide to follow me to my Business Management class since we have lunch together and it was the lunch period, but I told her to go without me because I needed to get some work done.

I had to fight against her dragging me to the cafeteria while slowly working my way towards my class.

We got there, so I went to my computer and set my stuff down when mom decided to steal my lanyard, running off with it.

Now, this might not be a big deal to you, but...

At my school you HAVE to wear your lanyard at all times. I had to go through three classes without my ID and when I texted mom to ask her to give it back, she responded with:

 I had to go through three classes without my ID and when I texted mom to ask her to give it back, she responded with:

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So I am VERY triggered right now because I still don't have it back. And I have uniform inspection tomorrow for JROTC, the military program I'm in, and will get points docked for not having my ID.

Thanks, mom. 😒😒

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