BakuSquad Madness

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Mina: *wakes up* Oof who is making all that noise out there?! (Btw, my tablet changed noise to noose for some reason and I am shooketh xD Sero has taken over my tech)

Kaminari: *slamming pots and pans together while yodeling*

Mina: *Literally breaks her door while slamming it open* Kaminari! What the fahk are you doing?! How is Bakuhoe not killing you right now?!

Kaminari: It was his idea! Don't kill me, please!

Sero: Denki! Everything is ready down here! Bring Mina down!

Kaminari: Okay! Mina, follow me. But close your eyes! Its a surprise!

Mina: *Confused* I don't trust you, but okay...

Kaminari: Kirishima! Bakugo! We're on our way down! Is everyone ready?

Kirishima: Yeah! And everything is fine on Sero's side too!

Minutes later...

Mina: Denki Kaminari, I swear, if you make me hit ONE MORE FAHKING WALL, I'LL-

Kaminari: Open your eyes, Mina!

All of 1-A plus some extra heroes and invited students: Happy birthday, Mina!

Mina: Okay, what the fahk is this? I'm not ready to be old! Let me go back to sleep!

Bakugo: Oi, Pinky. Just enjoy your stupid birthday party. We all lost a night of sleep to set this shit up. Don't make our stupid efforts go to waste.

Kirishima: Look! Everyone's here! Also, I hope you don't mind, but I invited Tetsutetsu, Kendo, Monoma and Shinso as well.

Sero: And we've got the Mineta watch squad over here. He won't try anything.

Mina: ...

Jiro: Um... Mina? You okay?

Mina: You guys are the best! *crying while hugging the BakuSquad*

Bakugo: Oi! Get off me! That's not fahking all!

Mina: It's not?

Bakugo: No! *sharp inhale* Jiro has officially been added to the squad. Happy stupid birthday, Pinky.

Jiro: Wait, what? Why was I not informed of this? I mean, I'm not objecting, but you actually agreed?

Bakugo: It was Discount Pikachu's idea, then Kiri agreed and Flex Tape finally gave in. They decided to bug me to death until I agreed.

Later...

Mina: That was a good party. We have a lot to clean up, though. I'm surprised Aizawa Sensei didn't strangle Present Mic Sensei for screeching the entire time.

Kaminari: Oh, don't worry. As we speak Aizawa Sensei is probably beating up Present Mic Sensei or doing something else to shut him up.

Jiro: Wait! Mina, go watch TV. Birthday kid isn't allowed to do the cleaning.

Mina: But isn't your birthday coming up?

Jiro: Yeah, but it isn't currently my birthday. Now shoo! Happy Birthday, Ashido. But get the fahk out.

Bakugo: Pinky, if you don't let us clean I'll kill you!

Jiro: Bakugo seems... Really calm and it's scaring me. Who did he kill?

Kirishima: *holding Bakugo back so he doesn't kill Jiro* Baku is just in a good mood.

Jiro: So when are we gonna tell Mina that the party was Bakugo's idea?

Mina: *walks back into the room* Wait what?

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Sigherra: Heyo, guys! OkPolar told me that it was Mina's birthday today! Happy birthday, Mina!

Mina: Who are you?

Sigherra: As I said to Sero before, I'm the whisper in the wind...

Mina: Okay, then...