Kirishima: Um-
Bakugo: What is it, Ei?
Kirishima: My phone broke.
Bakugo: How?
Kirishima: I sneezed.
Bakugo: Oh.
Kirishima: ...
Bakugo: ...
Kirishima: ...
Bakugo: *bundling him up in 80 blankets* You're not allowed to get sick.
Kirishima: Wha-
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Mina: Jiro! Look! *dying from fangirling*
Jiro: Wha- *starts silently fangirling*
Mina: My gay sons fell asleep by each other again!
Jiro: Isn't Kaminari bi though?
Mina: My. Gay. Sons.
Jiro: Okay then-
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Usernames
KiriSunshine: Kirishima
DanglyEars: Jiro
BlastyMcSplode: Bakugo
OfficeSupplies: Sero
PortableCharger: Kaminari
MamaMina: Mina
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MamaMina has created QWQ I'M DYING HELP
OfficeSupplies: Who changed my name?
PortableCharger: Mine was changed too-
KiriSunshine: Mine is the same :>
DanglyEars: That face makes me think if Aoyama...
KiriSunshine: :>
BlastyMcSplode: Why did Pinky make this chat?
MamaMina: The kitchen is on fire
BlastyMcSplode:
MamaMina:
BlastyMcSplode: So... You decided to make a group chat instead of putting out the fire?
MamaMina: I can see my error
BlastyMcSplode: Idiot
DanglyEars: Mina stop screeching and put out the fire already. I can hear you from my dorm room
PortableCharger: Oh the screaming is me
OfficeSupplies: Why?
PortableCharger: Idk I was bored
DanglyEars: So who is yodeling?
MamaMina: Me-
OfficeSupplies: I- Okay...
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Kaminari: Have you ever seen an angry unicorn?
Kirishima: You've seen a unicorn?!
Kaminari: No, but I'm sure I will someday!
Jiro: Unicorns aren't real, idiots.
Kirishima: They're not..?
Bakugo: *runs into the room dressed up as a unicorn*
Mina: *dramatic gasp* Would you look at that?! Unicorns are real after all!
Kirishima and Kaminari: *gasssssspppp*
Sero: That's clearly just Bakugo.
Kirishima: Ohmahgawd Baku dressed up as a unicorn! That's so manly!
Jiro: You only say that because he's your boyfriend.
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Kaminari: Sero- I- I don't think you need more coffee-
Sero: Coffee cures depression *sips coffee*
Jiro: *Wheezing*
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
