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Kirishima: Um-

Bakugo: What is it, Ei?

Kirishima: My phone broke.

Bakugo: How?

Kirishima: I sneezed.

Bakugo: Oh.

Kirishima: ...

Bakugo: ...

Kirishima: ...

Bakugo: *bundling him up in 80 blankets* You're not allowed to get sick.

Kirishima: Wha-

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Mina: Jiro! Look! *dying from fangirling*

Jiro: Wha- *starts silently fangirling*

Mina: My gay sons fell asleep by each other again!

Jiro: Isn't Kaminari bi though?

Mina: My. Gay. Sons.

Jiro: Okay then-

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Usernames

KiriSunshine: Kirishima

DanglyEars: Jiro

BlastyMcSplode: Bakugo

OfficeSupplies: Sero

PortableCharger: Kaminari

MamaMina: Mina

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MamaMina has created QWQ I'M DYING HELP

OfficeSupplies: Who changed my name?

PortableCharger: Mine was changed too-

KiriSunshine: Mine is the same :>

DanglyEars: That face makes me think if Aoyama...

KiriSunshine: :>

BlastyMcSplode: Why did Pinky make this chat?

MamaMina: The kitchen is on fire

BlastyMcSplode:

MamaMina:

BlastyMcSplode: So... You decided to make a group chat instead of putting out the fire?

MamaMina: I can see my error

BlastyMcSplode: Idiot

DanglyEars: Mina stop screeching and put out the fire already. I can hear you from my dorm room

PortableCharger: Oh the screaming is me

OfficeSupplies: Why?

PortableCharger: Idk I was bored

DanglyEars: So who is yodeling?

MamaMina: Me-

OfficeSupplies: I- Okay...

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Kaminari: Have you ever seen an angry unicorn?

Kirishima: You've seen a unicorn?!

Kaminari: No, but I'm sure I will someday!

Jiro: Unicorns aren't real, idiots.

Kirishima: They're not..?

Bakugo: *runs into the room dressed up as a unicorn*

Mina: *dramatic gasp* Would you look at that?! Unicorns are real after all!

Kirishima and Kaminari: *gasssssspppp*

Sero: That's clearly just Bakugo.

Kirishima: Ohmahgawd Baku dressed up as a unicorn! That's so manly!

Jiro: You only say that because he's your boyfriend.

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Kaminari: Sero- I- I don't think you need more coffee-

Sero: Coffee cures depression *sips coffee*

Jiro: *Wheezing*

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