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Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready!
Mina: Ready to fail!
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Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito.
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Mina: So um... What you got there?
Kaminari: A smoothie..?
*Ostrich walking in th...
Bakugo: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *Aggressively throws water bottles at the squad*
Kaminari: Uh...
Sero: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us
Mina: You need the mental health, Hanta...
Bakugo: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Kirishima: *crying* It's working
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Group chat
Usernames
Blasty: Bakugo RedRiot: Kirishima AcidQueen: Mina FlexTape: Sero DiscountPikachu: Kaminari
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DiscountPikachu has created HeLp Me GuYs
DiscountPikachu: Lol I'm dying, help
FlexTape: Same
AcidQueen: Me af
RedRiot: Rip, what's up man?
Blasty: Good.
DiscountPikachu: No, like I'm legit dying
DiscountPikachu: Some guy stabbed me in the McDonalds parking lot
DiscountPikachu: The lol is a habit
DiscountPikachu: Help
Blasty: Nah
FlexTape: Dude
FlexTape: I literally see you on the ground with ketchup
FlexTape: I watched you trip
AcidQueen: That's a mood
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Mina: When I'm a parent I won't take my kids phones when they get in trouble. I'll take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out.
Sero: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees in rarity, but not tell the fans about it so I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would 'come clean' and tell them I had released eleven alternate ending and watch them panic again as they try to find the eleventh ending.
Kaminari: If I was famous I would tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night and I'd wait until I saw a person walking alone and I would creep up behind them and cover their eyes and say 'guess who' and when they turn around it would be me and they would be like 'oh my God' and I would be like 'no one will believe you' and sprint off into the moonlight.
Bakugo: What. The. Fudge. Is. Wrong. With. You?!
Kirishima: *on the floor crying from laughing* You guys are idiots
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Mina: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?
Bakugo: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Sero: Oh my God! *wheezing* This is the best thing I've ever heard!
Mina: Cool. I was gonna say the same thing to you, Sero. Start running.
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Group chat
Usernames
RedRiot: Kirishima Blasty: Bakugo AcidQueen: Mina DiscountPikachu: Kaminari FlexTape: Sero
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AcidQueen has created I'm DeAdInSiDe
AcidQueen:
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DiscountPikachu: You sit at the restaurant with your childish friend. He says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up the children's menu because he is far too childish for adult food. Chicken Nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand.
RedRiot: Your palms get sweaty and your friend complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of Sweer Potato and French Fried.
FlexTape: You tried to order the Chicken Nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your friend is hungry and he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head spinning a Chicken Nugger. Her arms swinging French Fried. Your friend cries the tears of a Chicken Nugger-lesschild.
DiscountPikachu: In your mind you scream. It is now raining Sweer Potato. You have French Fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.
RedRiot: Your friend weeps in the corner. He is starving.
