A/N: This first bit is a conversation I had with my siblings earlier xD
Sero: I wanna commit toaster bath
Kaminari: That's my job! You can commit rope to neck instead!
Mina: That's too boring. Why not commit gun to head?
Bakugo: You clearly don't know what's boring and what isn't, Pinky! Go commit cliff jump!
Kirishima: *cries* Don't commit anything, please!
Bakugo: What about murder?
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Bakugo: Hey, who wants to start a gang?
Kirishima: I'll ask my mom
Kaminari: My mom wants to ask your mom just to make sure its okay
Sero: My mom said its okay as long as I'm back before dinner
Mina: My mom volunteers to carpool
Sero: Can you pick me up? My mom wants to see who's taking me
Kaminari: My mom wants to know if its an overnight thing and who's house we're staying at
Kirishima: My mom said she can do snacks
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Mina: Just imagine Kirishima getting really hurt, like REALLY, practically dying hurt, and Bakuhoe sees. The villains are prepared for him to explode like his normal self, but...
Kaminari: He's quiet. He's walking towards them, his eyes completely locked on them, and even though he's not yelling or screaming out his anger his eyes are the coldest anyone has ever seen and the villains are terrified...
Sero: Denki goes to Kirishima to carry him to safety, but he's frozen in place as he stares at the back of Bakubros head. And when Denki finally speaks up, Bakubro doesn't even look back. He just raises his hand and says calmly, 'Get him, Kaminari.' And as soon as they're gone he kills everyone within a fifty foot radius
Kirishima: ...I'm scared of you guys
Bakugo: Don't pay attention to those idiots

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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...