Sero: You remind me of the ocean.
Bakugo: Explain, bitch.
Sero: So fahkinhg salty!
Kaminari: The ocean called! It wants it's salt back!
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Jiro: A wild Mina has appeared...
Mina: *waves*
Jiro: AND SHE STOLE MY FAHKING DORITOS
Mina: *cronch*
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Bakugo: I have an idea.
Kirishima: No, we're not murdering anyone.
Bakugo: I don't have an idea.
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Jiro: If you like talking you might also enjoy shutting up. It's like talking, but you don't fahk everything up all the time forever.
Mina: I have no words, fam.
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Kaminari: Sometimes I think about Midoriya's hero notes and I'm like, 'Oh, hey, those could be really useful for the villains!' Because, you know, the notes contain the weaknesses of all of the heroes in them.
Sero: Are we sure you're not a villain?
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Kaminari: What if spiders aren't actually spiders and are just really small land octopuses?
Jiro: Holy shit, dude.
Mina: Bro.
Sero: Where do you get these questions?
Kirishima: Can someone help me with my math homework?
Bakugo: If they're actually land octopuses, then why did someone decide to call them spiders?
Mina: Dude.
Sero: Good counter question, Bakubro.
Jiro: I'm going to my room. You weirdos are gonna be the death of me.
Kirishima: Can someone PLEASE help me with my math homework!!?
Mina: In a minute, Kiri, sweetie. The big kids are talking.
Kirishima: I'm the same age as you, Mina.
Sero: I love how Mina is acting like she's a million years older than everyone.
Mina: I AM THE GROUP MOM, CHILDREN!
Bakugo: I thought I was your dad?
Mina: You are, you old man. Now, since you're the smartest in the room, help Kiri with his homework.
Bakugo: If I'm your dad then you can't boss me around, Pinky.
Mina: Says who?
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