Sero: I haven't slept in liver thirty hours and I feel great
Kaminari: Dude, you're gonna die from exhaustion
Kirishima: Just let him do what he wants at this point
Mina: OTHER than harming himself or others unless its a villain!
Bakugo: Flex Tape decided to stay up all night watching Mekaku City Actors on Crunchyroll like a weirdo. I could hear him crying through the wall. The anime isn't even sad!
Sero: I'm a very emotional person, okay?!
A/N: The not sleeping bit is literally me. So is the staying up to watch anime bit. Let's see how many days, weeks, or months I can go without sleeping! I've already stayed awake for over thirty hours with hardly any food and mostly just water, so yeah! This is the life of an otaku!
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Kirishima: Why is Denki in the corner?
Mina: Aizawa Sensei considered the fact that Denki is a literal dumbass and put him in timeout.
Sero: What'd he do to deserve time out?
Bakugo: He took a megaphone and started screaming memes at the old man
Kaminari: I DO NOT DESERVE THIS TREATMENT
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Sero: Mina, outside of this group, who do you ship?
Mina: You made a big mistake asking me that, buddy.
Sero: *sighs* I know...
Mina: *Suddenly hyped up* MOMOJIRO, ERASERMIC, TODODEKU, AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNND TETSUKENDO
Sero: TetsuKendo?
Mina: Tetsutetsu, our innocent lil sharks birthday buddy, and Kendo, YaoMomo's friend from the internships!
Sero: Oh, okay. Yeah, those are decent ships. Wait, why is Kaminari crying?
Mina: He heard me when I yelled MOMOJIRO
Kaminari: *Still crying*
Sero: Oof, that's too bad for him
Mina: Isn't it bad for you too? Y'know, since you like K-
Sero: SHADDUP OR I'LL THROW YOU AT BAKUBRO AND LET HIM KILL YOU
Mina: He can't do shit right now! He's stuck with a sleeping Kirishima in the commons!
Sero: Wot?
Mina: They were watching a horror movie earlier and Kirishima fell asleep on Bakuhoe's arm and Bakuhoe doesn't want to wake up the precious child.
Sero: I ship it.
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Bakugo: I swear, if any of you dumbasses wake up Kiri
Mina: Don't worry, we're just gonna use this as a chance to annoy you while he's still sleeping
Kaminari: *Starts whisper-yelling memes*
Sero: *Starts dabbing like a beast*
Mina: *Breakdances*
Bakugo: You're all dead meat when Kiri wakes up!
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
