BakuSquad Madness

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Sero: So I woke up today feeling great-

Kaminari: That's good

Sero: But then I looked around and realized I was still alive

Kaminari: At least you're alive, Hanta

Sero: Then I said to myself 'Dammit, my wish didn't cone true'

Kaminari: ...

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Usernames

Blasty: Bakugo
RedRiot: Kirishima
AcidQueen: Mina
FlexTape: Sero
DiscountPikachu: Kaminari

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DiscountPikachu created ItS yOuR pOwEr

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iscountPikachu: Sup guys

FlexTape: Sometimes I forget that sad jokes are for online and not in real life so earlier I said I wished the earth was flat and Present Mic Sensei got concerned and that's why class was dismissed early

AcidQueen: I'm glad we got out of class, but are you okay, Sero?

RedRiot: I heard Present Mic Sensei a few seconds ago complaining to Aizawa Sensei about how teens are too depressed these days

RedRiot: Aizawa Sensei responded by saying that adults are too happy these days

Blasty: Flex Tape, you asshole, I was trying to take notes when you said that! We have a test tomorrow!

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FlexTape: I just saw a Shrek plush that was hung up by its neck I asked the shop owner to do that to me too and they started crying and said I needed a therapies

AcidQueen: But you already have a therapist

FlexTape: That's what I told them, but then I mentioned that my therapist also cried whenever I visited

Blasty: I'll be your therapist, dumbass. I'm not certified, but I'll be all of you idiots' therapist

RedRiot: Awe, that's sweet, Katsuki! But even a group therapist needs their own therapist sometimes

DiscountPikachu: I don't have enough brain cells to need a therapist. I don't have the mentality to be sad about my own life

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RedRiot: Guys

RedRiot: Why is Aizawa Sensei complaining about All Might Sensei and Present Mic Sensei being drama queens?

RedRiot: This group is the most dramatic

RedRiot: We've got Sero, the angsty, emo teenager who we all think does drugs

RedRiot: Kaminari, who cries when he steps on a bug

RedRiot: Mina, who cries when her friends cry

RedRiot: Me, who is apparently not allowed to leave the dorm building without an escort because I'm the "Innocent red shark child"

RedRiot: And then there's Bakugo Katsuki

RedRiot: The guy who tells everyone to die or yells about killing them

RedRiot: But also makes us all dress up in suits and sing songs to Mina when she's upset

RedRiot: And helps me with my homeworker

RedRiot: And acts like he hates everyone but tries to secretly smile

RedRiot: And is the most manly person I know

AcidQueen: Kiri, your gay is showing

RedRiot: Sorry

AcidQueen: No, don't apologize

AcidQueen: EMBRACE IT