BakuSquad Madness

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Mina: So I'm sitting in my room and outside I hear Bakuhoe yelling 'I AM NOT A MUNDANE!' So of course, I opened my window and yelled back, 'MY SKIN IS NATURALLY PINK!' To which he responds by saying, 'FELLOW NEFILIM! I AM ON PATROL!' Then Aizawa Sensei yelled at me to be quiet and go to sleep so I yelled, 'SENSEI! STOP! IM TALKING TO A FELLOW DEMON! MY DUDE, HE'S TRYING TO SEPARATE THE SQUAD!' So Bakuhoe yells back, 'STOP SEPARATING US, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN!' I think Bakuhoe got into Sero's drugs...

Sero: I DON'T DO DRUGS

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Kirishima: If someone ever cheats on me guess what I'll do

Bakugo: What?

Kirishima: I'll invite them on a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and tell them stories about how I killed my ex and then point to a random area in the woods and say 'right there' then blow out the candle and laugh evilly.

Bakugo: Honestly? Same

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Sero: I just woke up from a nightmare

Mina: What happened?

Sero: Bakugo fudging smiled

Kaminari: Holy shiet, dude

Kirishima: That just happened, Sero

Bakugo: *Rolls his eyes* Kiri, your friends are weird

Mina: Uh, DaAaAd, stop bullying me!

Bakugo: I thought we were all your sons, Pinky

Mina: No, they're my sons. You're my bully of a dad. Deal with it, meanie.

Kirishima: So Baku is my grandpa..?

Mina: Yes, my son

Sero: Can I just be that child that hates life?

Kaminari: Mom, can I have cake?

Bakugo: No cake, discount pikachu

Kaminari: YoU'rE nOt My MoM, gRaNdFaThEr

Bakugo: I'll buy you cake if you stop talking like that

Kirishima: Can I have cake?

Mina: Of course you can, my precious son! You're not annoying like your retarded brother and your emo brother!

Sero: *cries*

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The BakuSquad in public...

Mina: DaAaAaD

Bakugo: What the fudge do you want, Pinky?

Mina: I want fOoOoOoD

Bakugo: THEN BUY YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD

Stranger No. 1: .... They clearly just escaped the psych ward...

Sero: Mommmmmmm

Mina: YeS, mY eMo ChIlD?

Sero: Leave the explosive old man alone

Strange no. 2: Those people are my kind of people

Kaminari: BrOtHeR

Kirishima: Yes, Denki?

Kaminari: No, My OtHeR bRoThEr. My FaVoUrItE bRoThEr.

Sero: YeS, mY eLeCtRiC bRoThEr?

Kaminari: MoM wOn'T bUy Me CaKe