This is from the abridged
Bakugo: Deku, we're friends
Child Bakugo: Kill yourself
Bakugo: I've got your back
Child Bakugo: Get his back!
Midoriya: ...
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This is text messages between Bakugo and Kirishima
RedRiot: Yo, Blasty!
RedRiot: Send help..
Blasty: I'm not gonna help you study at 11p.m. Idiot.
RedRiot: Not that!
RedRiot: Just come to my dorm room
Blasty: Fudge you
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Bakugo: *Walks to Kiri's dorm room* ... *knocks*
Kirishima: Just come inside! Help!
Bakugo: *Walks inside* This better not be some kind of stupid prank.
Kirishima: What? Its not. Just come to the bathroom and help me!
Bakugo: Kirishima, I'm serious- KIRISHIMA?!
Kirishima: Thank God you're here. I can't reach the back.
Bakugo: You're dying your hair?!
Kirishima: Why are you yelling? And yes. What does it look like?
Bakugo: So red isn't your natural hair colour?
Kirishima: No, it isn't. Its black. Pretty boring, huh? I didn't want the others to know I was this boring. But I trust you..!
Bakugo: You're doing it all wrong!
Kirishima: What? How do you know? Wha- Do you even know how to dye hair?
Bakugo: Of course I do!
Ten minutes later
Bakugo: ...
Kirishima: *Laughs*
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Sero: We finished our homework, DekuSquad!
Bakugo: Now we can challenge you!!
Mina: They... Aren't even paying attention..
Across the room...
Todoroki: I'm ready, Midoriya.
Midoriya: Okay! *cracks an egg on his leg*
Todoroki: *Activates his fire quirk*
Everyone in the DekuSquad: WOOOOOAAAAHHH!!!
Meanwhile with the BakuSquad
Bakugo: Uhhh....
Kaminari: That looks fun! I wanna join!
Bakugo: Don't you dare, Discount Pikachu!
Mina: We're still your friends, we just wanna see what they're doing.
Sero: Seeya!
Kirishima: And they left.
Bakugo: Why are you still here?
Kirishima: Because we're best friends!
Bakugo: We are?
Kirishima: Duh! Wasn't it obvious?!
Bakugo: ...
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Kirishima: Baku, do you ever talk to friends from middle school?
Bakugo: The fudge are friends?
Kirishima: *Cries for Baku* I'll be your friend, Bakugoooo! *hugs Baku*
Bakugo: Get off me before I blow your face off!
Kirishima: You can't blow my face off with one hand!
Bakugo: *blows up his face*
Meanwhile with Todoroki and Kaminari
Todoroki: Friendship sure is amazing, huh?
Kaminari: ...yeah...
Todoroki: I've never had a friend before.
Kaminari: *Gasps and hugs Todoroki* I'll be your friend!
Meanwhile with Bakugo and Kirishima
Kirishima: Bakugo! Stop! I can use my quirk to protect myself! You're just causing collateral damage now!
Bakugo: Shut up! *Makes more explosions*
Back with Todoroki and Kaminari
Kaminari: *Still hugging Todoroki*
Todoroki: I've only been friends with Denki for ten minutes, but if anything were to happen to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
