BakuSquad Madness

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Bakugo: We need to talk

Kirishima: *sarcastic* Oh no, are you breaking up with me?

Bakugo: *sharp inhale* I'LL FORCE YOUR CIRCLE OF TRUST TO EXPAND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

Kirishima: *Trying not to laugh* I don't.

Bakugo: *Storming away* OH WELL

Sero: *Wheezing* That was priceless!

Kirishima: I can't believe he just stormed off like that! *On the ground laughing*

Mina: So what happened? Bakuhoe is yelling some shit about 'Kiri acting weird and being sarcastic and mean.' Those were his words exactly..

Kaminari: *Snickering* Earlier we made a bet to see who could make BakuBro the angriest.

Mina: And what happened?

Sero: Kirishima was being sarcastic when BakuBro tried to talk to him. He gave short answers and made BakuBro run away.

Kirishima: I'd better go see what he needed to talk about. *Chuckling* Baku! Dude, where'd you go?

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Group chat

Usernames

Blasty: Bakugo
RedRiot: Kirishima
AcidQueen: Mina
FlexTape: Sero
DiscountPikachu: Kaminari

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FlexTape has created I'll sleep when I'm dead

FlexTape: Hey, guys!

DiscountPikachu: No matter how many lasagnas you stack on top of each other

DiscountPikachu: It'll always be one lasagna

AcidQueen: Shut up

Blasty: Oh wow, so fucking amazing

Blasty: Much wow

RedRiot: You use sarcasm to distance yourself and I hate it

Blasty: Yet you extras are still here

AcidQueen: Obviously! We're friends, aren't we?

The next day...

DiscountPikachu: Sero!

FlexTape: What's up?

DiscountPikachu: We're friends aren't we?

FlexTape: Of course!

DiscountPikachu: Great! What's 5+3?

FlexTape: Duh, it's 53!

DiscountPikachu: Thanks, bro! You're the best!

KingNoSleep has entered I'll sleep when I'm dead

KingNoSleep: Stop texting in class

KingNoSleep: And it's not 53

KingNoSleep: And I like the name of this chatroom

KingNoSleep: Now put away your phones and do your work

KingNoSleep has left I'll sleep when I'm dead

AcidQueen: Wft just happened?!