BakuSquad Madness

26

Sero: I am not yet twenty one, what the fudge is fun? All throughout the week week I will cry myself to sleep. And all this existential dread is all caught up in my head. I am not yet twenty one.

Mina: Sero, no...

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Sero: Denki!

Kaminari: What?

Sero: Where's my hero suit?

Kaminari: What?

Sero: Where is my hero suit?!

Kaminari: I uh... I put it away!

Sero: Where?!

Kaminari: Why do you need to know?

Sero: I need it!

Kaminari: Pfft... Says who?

Sero: Aizawa Sensei, so if you don't give it back I'm throwing myself out the window.

Kaminari: *Throws the hero suit at Sero* ... *Boards up all the windows*

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When the BakuSquad goes out for ice cream after class

Kirishima: Why is Denki crying..?

Bakugo: I blew up his ice cream.

Kirishima: *Looks at his own untouched ice cream* ... *runs over to Denki and gives him the ice cream*

Kaminari: ...Bro..! Wasn't this your ice cream?

Kirishima: Yeah, but it's fine! I don't have much of a sweet tooth anyway..! *Turns away and a manly tear falls*

Bakugo: *notices* Stupid hair..!

Kirishima: Yeah, Baku- oof!

Bakugo: There. Now you have ice cream. I'll be right back. *buys himself coffee without sugar or anything in it*

Kirishima: *Happily eating the ice cream*

Bakugo: Geez, I'm basically babysitting you guys! Oi! Pinky! You have ice cream all over your face! Stupid crack head! You have ice cream in your hair! How the fudge did that happen?!

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The BakuSquad on movie night

Kaminari: What do you guys wanna watch?

Bakugo: I'm going to my room.

Kirishima: What?! Nooo! You need to watch a movie with us! Its movie night, Baku!

Mina: I wanna watch IT...

Sero: What about Jeff Dunham?

Mina: That's not even a movie.. Its more like a comedy show with crazy long episodes..

Sero: Then what about...

Bakugo: I swear, if its something depressing you're going to bed without watching the movie.

Sero: Never mind...

Bakugo: I wanna watch Terminator

Kirishima: I was gonna pick that!

Kaminari: Okay, I'll get the popcorn! Mina, put on the movie!

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The BakuSquad when Kiri is taken hostage by villains

Sero: Eijiro!

Kirishima: What? A little help here..?

Sero: Can we trade places? You might die and if you died Bakuhoe would kill us all..