BakuSquad Madness

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Bakugo: Oi, shitty hair!

Kirishima: Yeah?

Bakugo: Your roots

Kirishima: What about them?

Bakugo: They're showing

Kirishima: Holy shit, how did I not notice?!

Bakugo: Oi, Watch your language, Ei. I'll get you more hair dye. Just stay here for a bit if you don't want the others seeing the black. Or just wear a hat.

Kirishima: Go to Mina's dorm room, she keeps hair dye in there for when I run out.

Bakugo: Oh, so you don't trust me enough to have extra hair dye for you?

Kirishima: ...That's not what I'm saying...

Bakugo: I SEE HOW IT IS

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Aizawa: No phones

Kirishima: *Phone dings*

Bakugo, Kaminari, Mina and Sero: DING

Aizawa: Do you think I'm an idiot? I'm not Kaminari

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Sero: I can't believe anyone takes BakuBro even remotely seriously. He's just an awkward, sweaty boy with the fashion sense of an emo twelve year old

Kirishima: Here's the thing, I-

Mina: Who here takes him seriously? Raise your hands.

Nobody:

Mina: That's what I thought.

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Kaminari: What if the person who named the Umbrella actually wanted to name it Brella but was under a lot of stress?

Sero: Don't ever wake me up at three in the morning to ask an important question ever again or so help me I will murder you in your sleep and blame it on a villain that doesn't exist.

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Sero: You should always say please and thank you, BakuBro.

Bakugo: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Sero: Not what I meant, but progress..

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Toshinori (All Might): All right, let's talk about a mistake that happened in your life. Sero, you go first.

Sero: Well, it all happened when I was born...

Toshinori: Let's talk about our accomplishments, actually! Sero..?

Sero: My what now?

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Therapist: I believe you said your childhood was Satisfactory?

Sero: No, you heard me wrong. It was a Sadness Factory.

Therapist: ...

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BakuSquad: *Eavesdropping on the teachers*

Aizawa: Putting five lemons in your water won't balance out the fact that you chugged seven vodka cranberries in under thirty minutes last night, Midnight.

Midnight: Says who?

Bakugo: What the fu-

Kirishima: Ssssshhhh!!!!!

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Bakugo: *Walks into the commons after waking up* God, I hate everything!

Kirishima: *Walks out of the kitchen* Baku, your breakfast is ready! It might be a little... No, a LOT burnt, but I worked really hard on it, so enjoy!

Bakugo: I love one thing

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Aizawa: Okay, raise your hand if you're absent

Entire BakuSquad: *Raises their hands*

Aizawa: Okay, so everyone's here. Got it. Sero, get away from that window.

Sero: Nah, man. I wanna Kermit sewer slide, just let me

Kaminari: Sero, I swear to God, if you take one more step towards that window we're no longer friends!

Sero: Shit. Okay, fine.

Kaminari: Yeee!