Kaminari: I own six All Might plushies-
Bakugo: Oh, yeah? Well, I OWN FUCKING TWENTY, YOU NERD!
Sero: But... Didn't Kirishima buy you those plushies?
Bakugo: ...Yes. And I love the plushies.
Kirishima: Yay
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Mina: A name is a wish. It is what you want to be and aught to be.
Bakugo: Okay, I've got one.
Mina: Let's hear it-
Bakugo: Kirishima's husband.
Kirishima: *chokes on his water*
Mina: YES! SERO, YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS!
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Jiro: Hey, Kirishima. Can you imagine a world without Bakugo?
Kirishima: A.. A world without... Baku...?
Ten minutes later...
Jiro: BAKUGO! GET OVER HERE! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CRYING!
Bakugo: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
Mina: Oh, my God! He didn't deny it! *silently dying from fangirling*
Jiro: I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT YOU
Kirishima: *Crying* BAKUUUU! Don't disappear!
Sero: Geez. Are you sure they're not dating yet?
Kaminari: I mean... They haven't said it's official, but they also haven't denied it, so...
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Sigherra: I'm sorry- I just REALLY love BakuShima and like, the ship is so perfect! *dying*
Also, my shoulder is killing me. I was lead rifle in the Homecoming Parade for my school and I'm tired lmao
Did you know?
Author chan is a lonely child uwu
I have a few friends in my classes, one of which calls herself my mom (think of her as Mama Mina even tho her name starts with an A not an M)
I don't keep friends for long... They all kind just... Leave? It's like, we're close friends for two years and suddenly they're too cool to hang out with a weeb such as myself? Like, hello? Anime is amazing, you bakas.
Do you guys have a school parent? What BNHA character is your closest friend like?
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
