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Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready!
Mina: Ready to fail!
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Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito.
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Mina: So um... What you got there?
Kaminari: A smoothie..?
*Ostrich walking in th...
FlexTape: Yo, mom, why the serious group chat name?
AuxCord: Why did you call her mom?
RedRiot: She's the group mom
Blasty: I'm the group grandpa, apparently.
DiscountPikachu: Why is Bakubro so calm right now?
RedRiot: I dunno
AuxCord: But aren't you guys...?
RedRiot: I don't know what you're suggesting, but no.
Blasty: Just let Pinky fahking talk, you damn extras!
AlienMom: Thank you, Bakuhoe!
AlienMom: So, this is the 100th chapter
FlexTape: Chapter?
AlienMom: And a new person has been added to the family
AuxCord: Who?
AlienMom: Not you
AuxCord: Oh, okay
AlienMom: Just kidding! You're my daughter in the group! Yay!
AuxCord: Ew. Okay.
AlienMom: But there's one more person...
RedRiot: Who?
AlienMom: Author Chan's new best friend
AlienMom: Bob.
FlexTape: Who the hell is Bob?
AlienMom: This is Bob
AlienMom:
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Blasty: WHAT THE FAHK IS THAT DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL!!?
AlienMom: It's Bob! Bob is a King/Queen! Bob doesn't have a gender. It simply exists as Bob.
AlienMom: Author Chan got it from her sister as a gift??? Last week she got a sheep plush from her little brother who joked about it giving people radiation poisoning...
AuxCord: I like it
AuthorChan has entered We need to talk
AuthorChan: It is I! Author Chan!
AuthorChan: Please welcome Bob with open arms, kiddos! Sero and Jiro are the most edgy people in this group, so you take care of them!
AuthorChan: Au revoir!
AuthorChan has left We need to talk
AuxCord: What the fahk just happened..?
Blasty: So... We're stuck with a demon straight from Hell???
RedRiot: It's cute!
DiscountPikachu: Hey, guys! I'm back! I kinda just... Died when I saw Bob.
AuxCord: I like Bob
FlexTape: I like Bob too
RedRiot: Me too
AlienMom: I do as well
DiscountPikachu: Holy shit
DiscountPikachu: It's like they're possessed!
DiscountPikachu: Bob is evil!
Blasty: Shut up, you damn extra!
FlexTape: All hail Bob
RedRiot: No thank you
RedRiot: Bob is just a cute stuffed animal
RedRiot: I don't want to worship it
AuxCord: Yeah, same
AlienMom: Sorry, Sero. You're on your own.
FlexTape: Dammit
FlexTape: Okay
DiscountPikachu: Sero is a depresso espresso now
DiscountPikachu: He just put on his wheelies to escape his feelies
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Mina: Aren't the stars so pretty?
Sero: You believe in stars? Fool! Those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe!
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Sigherra: While I'd love to keep writing this, I need to get back to my chemistry homework (I actually completed the homework in class while my teacher was talking, but I like to stay ahead of my class for more free time that can be spend drawing lmfao)
Yeah. What do you guys think about Bob? Looks aren't everything, you know. Bob is actually very huggable and soft.
