Kaminari: Do dogs think in barks?
Sero: Denki Kaminari, I am not in the mood to deal with this shit.
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Kirishima: Sometimes... I'm tired of being nice...
Bakugo: What do you mean?
Kirishima: Sometimes I want to curl up in a ball and cry or stab people fifty seven times in the chest.
Bakugo: That... Took a dark turn.
Mina: Kiri, you're not allowed to hang out with Tamaki or Sero anymore, okay?
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Jiro: Yo, Bakuhoe.
Bakugo: The fahk do you want?
Jiro: Wanna hear something freaky?
Bakugo: Sure, whatever.
Jiro: I was gonna search something up earlier and saw a news article about a woman with four bees behind her eye just... EATING her tears.
Bakugo: I thought you read the article about the other woman with the brown recluse spider in her ear, but apparently not.
Jiro: Wait, wait, wait-- WHaT!!?
Kirishima: I... I have been scarred for life... By the mental image of a person with bees behind their eye...
Jiro: There's pictures in the article. Apparently all four bees were still alive when removed from the eye.
Kirishima: *covers his ears* STOP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY MORE!
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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 10
Favourite hero costume/Uniform/Casual outfit
Sigherra: Personally, I like Aizawa/Eraser Head's hero suit because it can also be used as casual clothes and looks so comfy xD and it's as dark as my soul and future.
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
