Kaminari: You wanna know something?
Sero: Sure
Kaminari: Sometimes I wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind. Its usually pretty dumb like 'Je suis un pomme.' Or 'Root beer fairytales.' But this morning I woke up and sat there thinking, "'Tis I. The frenchiest fry.'
Sero: *Sighs and stands up* I actually thought you were gonna be serious for once
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Mina: Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, hip rotation, booty sensation, ETERNAL DAMNATION-
Sero: Eternal damnation sounds festive
Mina: SHUT THE HELL UP, YA HOE
Sero: Or what? You'll kill me?
Kirishima: *Sharp inhale* Not gonna lie, Sero. At this point, even I am considering it.
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Bakugo: ...
Kirishima: Hey, Baku, you okay?
Bakugo: *Sharp inhale* YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD! FUCKING TRY, I DARE YOU! ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS MESSING WITH MY MIND AND SOMEBODY HUG ME, PLEASE!
Kirishima: ... Holy shit, dude *Hugs Baku* Don't ever worry me like that again. I thought you were silently dying or something.
Bakugo: I CAN MAKE THE VOICE SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER! HELP! HOLY SHIT! WHISPERING IS THE SAME AS YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN!
Sero: So... Is BakuBro finally having a mental breakdown?
Mina: Looks like it
Kaminari: This fucked me up. Kirishima cussed..!
Kirishima: Baku! Calm down!
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Sero: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Mina: *sighs and grabs a pill bottle* Here's your antidepressants
Sero: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Mina: Oh my God- KAMINARI, TAKE BACK YOUR DARE. I CAN'T HANDLE SERO TALKING LIKE THIS!
Tokoyami: Brother, join me. I, the lord of darkness, am about to go summon our sleeping demon sensei.
Sero: Let us hope our demon sensei will end our lives
Tokoyami: Let us go, brother. We shall revel in the darkness.
Mina: *crying* Oh, God. There's two of them..!
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
